I have no idea how this happened today and not in the other thousands of times I’ve gone through this ritual. This morning, about 15 mins ago to be precise, I branded my dick with the tip of the hair dryer, while drying my pubic hairs. I can see a clear U shape of the metal wiring on the top of my ‘head.’
This is a very different kind of pain, I don’t know how to describe it. Circumcision perhaps? There was also this immediate crippling fear that my penis hole will be closed shut now and so I had to visually inspect it a few times to make sure the slit wasn’t compromised, it was a mess. After gathering my bearings, I put some coconut oil on it and it’s started to feel a little better, but I’m a little worried how I’m going to explain this to women in the future.
TL;DR: I branded my dick with the hair dryer.
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Darwinism as work !
Brother, think the bigger question is why are you blow drying your pubes?
No, today you fucked up by telling reddit you use a fucking hair dryer on your pubes like it’s something normal people do.
Bro, this is the kind of story that future you is going to randomly remember in the shower and physically cringe so hard you dislocate a memory. I’m not sure what’s more tragic: the fact that your curiosity branded you like a Yeezy prototype, or that you now have to preface every romantic encounter with a 5-minute TED Talk on personal safety and appliance usage.
But real talk glad you’re (mostly) okay. Urethra-related trauma is not the kind of character development anyone asks for. Please consider switching to air-dry mode or like… standing by a fan next time. We need you alive and unbranded for the next TIFU update.
Next time use a towel?
Who in the actual fuck uses a dryer for their pubic hair?😭
Tick?
I’m a woman who dates men, and i know at least 4 men who use the hairdryer. I know a few who don’t, but it’s not as weird as some men here seem to think. In all cases these were pretty hairy guys. Some had long chest hair too so they towel down. Then use the hairdryer on their body hair and then head head if it was also long. Towel and drip dry would have meant wet clothes later or a long wait.
Sorry about your dick tho. You should use a diffuser or plastic end for the hairdryer or get one that is better quality.
idk why the hate, use a dryer if you want to but maybe exercise more caution next time? that’s for the laugh though, I love a good belly chuckle.
Just shave your pubes off. A bush big enough to need a blow dry is too big a bush.
Have you considered a trimmer?