TIFU by confidently calling my boss “mom” in front of the whole team

r/

This happened yesterday during our Monday morning team meeting, and I’m still praying for the earth to swallow me whole.

We were on a Zoom call — full team, including my manager, director, and a couple of new hires. I was tired, slightly over-caffeinated, and not totally present because my cat had thrown up just before the meeting started.

Anyway, near the end of the call, my manager (who I genuinely admire and respect) asked me for a quick update on a project. I gave a short, confident summary, and as she thanked me, I meant to say, “Thanks, ma’am.”

But what came out, loud and clear, was:
“Thanks, mom.”

Silence.
Then a few chuckles.
Then full-blown laughter.
Someone unmuted just to say, “Freudian slip much?”

My manager just smiled and said, “You’re welcome, sweetie,” like a total pro, which only made it funnier.

I’ve now been renamed “Work Son” in the group chat. HR hasn’t called me, but I might preemptively quit.

TL;DR: Accidentally called my boss “mom” on a Zoom call. Entire team heard. New identity unlocked.

Comments

  1. Dar3dev Avatar

    Pretty funny. But Meh – team will forget by next week. Doubt HR will be involved (not like you accidentally called her something rude lol) and personally would say not worth quitting over

  2. Cubicle_Man Avatar

    Everybody handled it like a champ, you should be good. Just laugh it off if someone brings it up, it was just an honest mistake.

    Thanks for the laugh and have a good day my friend

  3. wildomen Avatar

    Milk that nepotism boy!!!!

  4. WovenBloodlust6 Avatar

    I’m imagining balalaika from Black Lagoon and it makes this so much funnier

    But you didn’t fuck up so no worries “work son” is pretty unfortunate though lmao

  5. The_zen_viking Avatar

    Now call your mum Ma’am and see which you prefer

  6. CrowMeris Avatar

    omg.

    Your boss is indeed a pro. Please don’t preemptively quit even though you might feel like it now. She could have handled this half-a-dozen different ways but she decided to go the gently humorous route. It’s all good. I wouldn’t worry a second about HR, either. If you’re really bothered, you could send her an apology via email (but DON’T cc the rest of your team😉!). Sign it “Work Son” and thank her for being a champ.

    Every single working person out here has had a “please Earth, open up and swallow me right now” moment on the job. Any one that denies this is flat-out lying.

  7. ComprehensiveGold676 Avatar

    Oh God! This brought back memories of accidentally calling a teacher mom. Noooo!!
    My sympathies, friend

  8. Jak_n_Dax Avatar

    Ehh, fuck it, own it.

  9. TheInnerMindEye Avatar

    The Monday after mother’s day too? Niceeeeee 👌🏽

  10. whatisnormalanyways Avatar

    Just don’t go around telling people you meant to say it, the would be your “fuck up.”

  11. TVLL Avatar

    “What’s for dinner tonight when we get home?”

  12. EducationalWin1721 Avatar

    Oh dear, OP. I really did LOL with this one. Poor guy. But listen: it really was funny and your coworkers and manager sure are good sports. Please don’t consider quitting. Honestly, it’s one of those times in our work careers when we reminisce and say, “Remember when…? It’s all gonna be okay. You sound like a good and earnest employee. Keep up the good work.

  13. taccountttt Avatar

    I once started a work email to a significant amount of people with hell instead of hello. I think we all have our moments.

  14. ZarquonsFlatTire Avatar

    On an out of work trip, with 4 construction workers in the truck, and the boss on speakerphone, my buddy automatically ended a call to the boss with “Love you, bye”. He spent a lot of time talking to his kids while on the road, so it was habit.

    Boss didn’t skip a beat “Love you too, brother. Bye.”

  15. crag-u-feller Avatar

    Eh zoom. No biggie.

  16. Nizmo57 Avatar

    Kinda funny I’ve got to admit. But yesterday was Thursday 🤦🏼‍♀️

    Or Friday, seeing how it’s like 2am Saturday morning right now lol

  17. scimitar1312 Avatar

    Yesterday was Thursday

  18. ZieraD Avatar

    It happens! I once told a customer “Love you!” when I was ending a call. Much laughter was had hehe.