Three days ago I wanted to you know have anal sex. I had the bright idea in the shower to you know just clean things out a bit. I disconnected the shower head wand from the hose and just but it up there. I was laying down for like 30 seconds and then all of the sudden my abdomen started hurting. I stopped, went to to toilet and then literally over a gallon of water came out in multiple segments. I waited a day then still in pain went to the ER. They did a CT scan and said I look good. I have been lying around since then. I’m still in pain. The pain is in my upper right abdomen. The discharge notes does say there’s a small cyst on my liver. I will update as I know more. Hopefully this just goes away.
TLDR shower hose up butt three days ago. Still in pain.
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Stupid decision discovers genuine medical problems?!
Well. Maybe start with a simple douche before you resort to fire hosing it out of your body?
I get help
Bro waterboarded himself from the wrong end.
I have done this too many times since I was too young for this kind of stuff, and I have never had a problem with it, sure I had pockets of water remaining inside for a long time but nothing serious.
And Jesus Christ 30 seconds?? Dude 5 seconds is more than long enough, you do 5 seconds and push it out, another 5 and push it out, do this 4-5 times (could me depending on the traffic) and you are good to go.
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Well, OP, you basically did The Water Cure to yourself, but backwards, congratulations. The good news is that the water cure was used a form of torture because it was actually pretty hard to kill someone that way unless you really intended on killing them and beat them until their stomach exploded, which I don’t think you did.
If the hospital discharged you the pain is probably superficial, likely from the connective tissue that holds your organs in place getting stretched and pulled pretty hard. That fucking hurts but it’s not going to kill you. It’s the same thing that gives you a stitch in your side when you run (the liver is a big fat bag of blood that bounces around when you run and tugs on the abdominal wall, causing a cramp).
Obviously go back if the pain persists or gets worse but honestly it sounds like you might actually come out ahead on this one.
Skills issue. Low flow with very little water, three repeats.