So I (30m) was at Target after hitting the gym with my girlfriend (28f) and we had split up so i could look at star wars lego while she shopped the summer stuff. I was going between aisles and ripped a nasty silent but deadly as a family (mom, dad, and 2 sons) passed nearby, down the center aisle. I had 2 proteins shakes already, and we both had City Barbecue (particularly some spicy foods) that was brought in for lunch at my job to celebrate memorial day before they let leave us leave early to start the 3 day weekend. The mother turns back to both of her sons and asks “which one of you was it?” as they pass through my cloud of shame. They both feign innocence and thankfully move on as I, embarrassed, start randomly looking at anything I could possibly find in another aisle, laughing my ass off.
I find my way back to my girlfriend at the sweet treats area and tell her about the silent stinknado that I left behind after crop dusting an innocent family. She is only mildly embarrassed and not at all suprised.
TL;DR city bbq and protein shakes will embarass you at Target. Happy Memorial Day!