TIFU by cutting my dogs nails while naked

Today my dog had a lot of ticks and mud on him after a walk, so I decided to bathe him. When I bathe him, I have him take a shower with me so I can just use the shower head on him and not worry about getting my clothes wet.

After his shower, I figured I would cut his nails. I didn’t bother getting dressed because usually I have to rinse the dog hair off of me after anyway. I grabbed nail clippers and started. He hates his nails trimmed, so I usually have to bend over him to secure him and then grab a paw. While cutting a nail, he squirmed and the clippers moved.

All of a sudden, I saw blood on the clippers. I knew it wasn’t his nail, since his paw was still in my hand. As I looked down, I realized my 34G tit was hanging all the way to the clippers, and my nipple was bright red.

I’m now lying in my bed, holding paper towel to my tit, half laughing, half crying over the fact that I just cut my nipple off with dog nail clippers. Even worse, I considered my nipples one of my best features.

TL;DR: I was cutting my dog’s nails while naked and cut my nipple instead.