TIFU by drinking an old gatorade 😭😭

If you’re wondering why, it’s cause I was extremely thirsty. It was 3 am and i didnt feel like going to fill up my stanley again. I was looking through my closet for a shirt and I saw it.. that orange, golden beacon of thirst quenching goodness. I felt like a dog when it sees it’s favorite toy dude. I got so dang happy i snatched it on up and I examined the bottle, I was pretty suprised to see it didn’t have stuff at the bottom so I drunk it. The taste was a little off but I blamed that on the fact that it was warm. I can swear I drank it all within a minute. So I stood there, tummy full, a bit disappointed in myself for mouth harassing a gatorade bottle like that but nonetheless I was satisfied. Until my mind begged the question: “can’t I get sick from this?” And now I’m not panicking but I sure am worried. I’m considering going to urgent or scheduling a doctors appointment if I get any really bad symptoms but how on earth will I look a doctor or nurse in the eyes and tell them: “oh yeah I deepthroated a hot sweaty gatorade cause I was too lazy to go down and refill my stanley”

TL;DR: I drank a 3 week old gatorade instead of refilling my stanley.

All I can say now is … we wait!