So today I managed to embarrass myself in a way that feels straight out of a sitcom n this was not how i planned my day…
One of my bra somehow flew out the window and landed right on the tin roof of the house next door.. already embarrassing but i thought i could just get it back since it was costly.. I had these long pvc pipes at home (the ones used for water tanks) and thought I could use one to pull the pad closer to my window and gently nudge it back! Spoiler: I leaned out of the window with the pipe, aimed it at the bra like some sort of Mission Impossible retrieval operation… and then the pipe slipped and fell too. So now, on my neighbor’s roof, there is: a single bra, a long white PVC pipe and my dignity, somewhere in between.. haven’t gone to ask them yet because i want to disappear into the earth. i feel so stupid.
that’s it. that’s the post… -_-
TL;DR: Bra escaped, pipe betrayed me, neighbor’s roof is now a weird art installation!!!
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A higher power sent you a message to never wear a padded bra.
If they ask about it just look confused and deny any knowledge. Maybe someone climbed up on your roof and threw that stuff over?
🎶 let’s the cups hit the floor 🎵