TIFU By forcing a gas station to shut down

r/

So this is crazy and personally I cant belive im telling this but personally I find it funny, embarrassing, and kinda messed up. So I was doing amazon flex just for some extra side cash to help pay off some of my debt. So I had a shift that started at 3:30am. I was already running late so I did not get to use the bathroom. So I start my shift, I have to deliver 40 packages, not too bad, I start doing my deliveries and at package 19 I had to go up three flight of stairs. Now I dont know if any of you have experienced what im about to say but you know when you move at the perfect angle for your bowel movements to move. Yeah. By the time I reached the top it was already trying to come out, so I rushed downstairs and went to a nearby gas station. I rushed in and got in that bathroom and as I was pulling my pants down the flood gates opened. This somehow was the worst #2 I have ever had in my life it did not stop for like 3 minutes. Finally when i finished i reached behind me trying to flush but realized these were those automatic toilets. So i stood up. I turned. I COULD NOT BELIEVE MY EYES. The toilet began attempting to flush only to quickly get stuck and began to overflow and before i could even button up my pants the pipe under the toilet bursted. Water was shooting everywhere. I ran out and said to the employee “yo the bathroom is exploding” he thought i was kidding, he went and opened the door and all he could see was a huge line of water getting shot up. He quickly closed the door and told everyone to get out as apparently it was their protocol. I walked out got back in my car and left to continue delivering packages. Later I drove by and saw that they had closed down the entire gas station due to being unsanitary. I could not believe my eyes. Part of me is thankful that Amazon flex sucks and they sent me 3 hours from my house to deliver packages because I never have to show my face their again. But the ither half of me feels so bad for those employees andeven worse for the people who had to clean it.

TL:DR
I had to poop so bad i shut down a gas station.

Comments

  1. jp11e3 Avatar

    Bro this is a good TIFU. Holy shit.

  2. AgencyandFreeWill Avatar

    I mean, that’s a big poop, but it sounds like their pipes might have already been weakened.

  3. Cute-Ad-2665 Avatar

    Now that is a very shitty situation to be in…

  4. Quattuor Avatar

    You don’t carry a poop knife?

  5. DK_Son Avatar

    Nothing beats a good poop story. I would buy a book of stories like this.

  6. SpeedBlitzX Avatar

    The toilet really went.

    gif

  7. menwithven76 Avatar

    Wait you drove 6 hours round trip commute to get to the place you needed to deliver 40 packages? How does that even make sense financially?

  8. Mediocre_Weakness243 Avatar

    At least it wasn’t your bathroom 

  9. Mefy_ Avatar

    Those gas station employees will have just as great shitty a story to tell.