NSFW cause…alcohol?? And maybe language…
Throw always account’s first post since I inadvertently clued my mom in to how cool Reddit is and what my user name is. But she went semi viral in a very chic and cool art sub I’m in so…I had too!!!
Anyways.
I left my bar job a bit ago after a long ass 11 hour shift as a mom on Mother’s Day. Side note-my youngest totally surprised me at work with flowers and such. Oldest isn’t local but sent me flowers!
Anyways.
As I was turning left out of the parking lot I ran over a glass bottle! Crunch, crack, crush. Annoying. For miles I internally bitched about potential glass in my tires, the rudeness and audacity of someone to toss a glass bottle in the road. So rude. I was really laying it on thick to this hypothetical asshole. Well….then I remembered…
I got my usual shifty beer. It’s been Coors Lite bottles since we don’t carry canned beer anymore. A travesty. I left it on the back on my truck bed edge while I walked to the store for cigs. I walked back. Drove off.
I was the asshole. And now my work parking lot has broken glass everywhere. Fuck.
TLDR: ran over glass leaving work. Bitched about the asshole who left a glass bottle in the road. Realized I forgot my glass beer bottle on the back of my truck bed edge. I was the asshole. And now my work parking lot is littered with broke glass.
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Drinking Coors Lite is the real FU here
Have you ever heard of a broom
So let me get this straight, you drank a beer, had the clarity of mind to walk to the store, and then got in your vehicle to drive?
You’re allowed to take the beer out of the bar? It’s been ages, but we had to have our shift beer at the bar, it wasn’t a to-go thing.