This was actually a few months ago, but the full consequences of my actions have been realized today. Also, alt. account because I run my art business through my main.
So, my husband I are finally in a financial situation where we can have kids, so we’ve been trying. About a month ago, we got drunk, watched some movies (one of which being a Goofy Movie) and then decided to give it a go. When my husband let me know that he was close to finishing, I was compelled to yell in a surprisingly good Goofy impression (hubby’s words), “Ahyuck, Fill me up!” I guess my husband really liked that (?) because he immediately came and it was kind of a lot. Afterwards, he was a little upset about it, and asked me why I did it, to which I had no answer. About a week later I was doing the obligatory pregnancy tests, and they came back positive. Another test later, and I was officially pregnant, which was further confirmed today when I missed my period. While I am happy that I’m pregnant, I’m not so happy that we conceived our first child while I was wine drunk and doing a Goofy impression. My husband has brought it up, and he also expressed that he’s a little disappointed that it happened this way. I think we both learned that often times, the way things happen usually doesn’t align with how we might want them to.
TL;DR: My husband I conceived our first born child wine drunk while I was doing a Goofy impression.
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If it’s a boy you must name it Max.
I say name the kid Goofy and lean in
The only option now is to name the kid Max.
Just hope the kid comes out normal.. then it because a secret that bounds you and your husband FOREVER
This is a cute story to keep to yourselves. It has never once come up how my children were specifically conceived.
Which is to say: why does he care this much about the details? That is not what’s important now.
Well, be prepared for a lot of goofy jokes about how your child might turn out a little goofy or a little like Goofy.
Relevant.
You’re only disappointed because you both found out your husband has a Goofy fetish.
I thought it was funny. Didn’t see anything wrong.
This is dope! Don’t be sad about this! It sounds like you guys have a great relationship and, aren’t you happy your baby is a goofy baby and not an obligatory “I’m ovulating so hurry up” baby?
Next time he brings it up, reply: Doesn’t Matter, Had Sex
Hey, on the bright side, you’ve really got a story you can mortify your future kid with when they’re grown! Congratulations, and I hope everything goes smoothly for your family 🙂
Never too soon to come to Disneyland.
With the amount of people that have issues getting pregnant in this world, you both should feel great that you have a moment like this to share! Great story! If it’s a girl complete the joke and name her Clarabelle
That sounds like the reason Mickey divorced Minnie Mouse.
She was fucking Goofy!
Why are you guys actually worried about that? Did you have a prepared speech like the goddamned moon landing or something?
I’m pretty sure everybody has said something during the moment of culmination that they would want played back on video.
You guys need to chill.
I never laughed so much before reading a TIFU post. Congratulations on pregnancy.
My children were conceived by jerking off into a cup. That cup was then ran through a lab and then injected into my wife. I think your story is better. It’s something you will remember forever and you will share between you and your husband.
Not everything has to be lovey-dovey and sentimental for it to be a cherished memory. This actually sounds hilarious and I would love for it to be my story.
If this is true, it’s absolutely hilarious 😂
I don’t even know how you can be mad or disappointed at this. Maybe you unlocked something in him and he’s realized he likes Goofy’s voice a little too much.
Also A Goofy movie is a certified classic
I didn’t say she was crazy, your honor, I said she was fucking Goofy.
Some couples spend years and hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to have a child, only for it not to happen. Feel grateful
Pulling out is not effective contraception. You might have had the kid anyway, live and learn.
It’s a great story, you will come to appreciate it
Sounds like if you have a boy you’re now obliged to call him Max, and if a girl: Maxine
Not to disappoint you, but you can’t be one week after conception and have a positive pregnancy test. There are early pregnancy tests but it’s several weeks at best to get a positive result. So you were likely already pregnant.
I.love.you. if he doesn’t he’s wrong lol. This is amazing
I dont kink shame, but cumming to Goofy impersonation is fucking weird.
My husband and I had a very hard time, and it finally happened the cycle before I was going to call it and start treatments. I was thrilled, but I also felt kinda bummed that my baby was conceived during scheduled intimacy that I was finding increasingly sad and starting to resent. My baby’s eight now, and I rarely ever think about that now. I’m so focused on the present and future that it doesn’t matter how he got here. Best of luck to you!
A few months ago?
Today I fucked up by reading this out loud to my husband.
How do you know it was that exact time? Did you not shag around the time at all?
Congrats!!
Never tell your child this. Ever.
Can someone put one of those “remind me in 13 years” bot messages on here?
I’m on acid rn and I’m so fucking weak
Life isn’t perfect. On the bright side this post isn’t super popular!
This you, op?
https://preview.redd.it/ri4h37bjddxe1.jpeg?width=847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bc22d5290c6d9585871f82dae2ba05db600fca2
This doesn’t bode well for you.
https://youtu.be/kbPxtTNMVgo?si=0CuLcwVavAzEMI_I
To repay him you have to dress up as Minnie Mouse
I dare tou to do mickey mouse impression next kid
Just name the kid Max and move on
You should be thankful it isnt Pegleg Pete. Or from a Snow White sex fantasy and it was Doc, Grumpy or Dopey.
Congratulations!
That’s fucking goofy
r/rule34truestories
If it’s boy, name him max. If it’s a girl, name her Roxanne