I was hanging out with friends tonight and smoked way too much (6bowls) I’ve not got much of a tolerance so it was hitting me hard? One of my friends who had also smoked brought up hair removal and the possibility of removing it with fire. So we tested it burnt off some leg hair and then I’m like “I wonder if you could burn off pubes like that no shaving rash or pain of waxing” . My friend thought that was bull shit so to prove my point I decided to try that. I step into another room and start lighting at the edges where it’s not too dense it burned pretty easily with no problem. Being high my pain tolerance was way off and I had no idea I was actually burning the life of my genitals. But that wasn’t the worst part because as I got into denser hair it started to catch fire a little too well. When I got to the center it lit on fire and that burned me more. So now I’m sitting on the couch writing this half of my genitals burned stinking of scorched hair and hairless I think I may have learned a lesson.
TL;DR: I got way too high and burnt the life out of my genitals
TIFU by getting too high and roasting my genitals
r/tifu
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So… you roasted your chestnuts?
Goodness gracious great balls of fire.
Oh. I thought you were insulting your own equipment. But this is much worse.
So.. 2 years clean of self-harm and then this?
This is not the solution to “I wanna be a really hot lover”
I read this as you got too high and said bad self-depreciating stuff about your genitals.
Burning hair smells rancid. How were you able to try a bit on your arm then elg then pubes then all of your pubes?