TIFU By having hiccups and sneezing.

Yesterday was a normal, i was enjoying time off from work enjoying one of my many hobbies, when suddenly, hiccups!

1 hiccup, I excused myself to my girlfriendand continued on. About a minute later, another hiccup.

But this was no ordinary hiccup. If that was the case I wouldn’t be in this situation right now. No, this hiccup was the mother of all hiccups. This hiccup hit hard, such force that I practically lept a foot in the air. And as my body shifted in time with this hiccup from hell, I felt something in my chest give.

Yes dear reader, I hiccupped so hard, I pulled a muscle, what muscle I do not know, but for the rest of the day if turned in specific way, I had a dull pain in the right side of my chest.

Fastforward to the next day, I wake up fine, mostly, I turn over and I feel it, that dull pain again. So I carefully get out of bed and get ready to work.

Now I deliver mail for a living and thankfully today was a slow day so I was out and in within the hour.

Hooray the danger had passed, no more risk of aggrivating my injury. Or so I thought. You see, I suffer from hayfever. So on a lovely warm day like this, I’m prone to sneezing fits. I do have medication for this, but dostracted by my hiccup induced ailment, I forgot to take them.

So there I am, watching the F1 75th birthday stream, live. When suddenly, I feel it, I begin to dread it. My nose itches, then it tingles. ACHOOO!

OUCH!!!!

Yes, you guessed right, that one singular sneezed aggrivated my injury tenfold. So now I am here, sitting in my bed, because laying down hurts like a Samual L Jackson’s favourite curse, telling you all how I became bedridden from 2 hiccups and a sneeze.

My back hurts, because the only way the pain stops, is when I hunch forward like a kid leaning into their computer screen like it’ll increased their K/D.

TL;DR: I pulled a muscle with a hiccup and a day later aggrivated it to an agonising degree by sneezing.