Today I fucked up, well this happened a while ago, I have ring tones set up to different friends, and for one of my friends I have a song, Bareback boys – Big fucking dick, it’s an inner joke we have and we are both stupid, so I was with my wife doing the deed, and you can hear my phone ring, and all we both hear two dudes moaning, that really killed the mood, and now my wife is questioning my sexuality and I try my best to explain to her about the inner joke, now I’m sleeping in the sofa, I told my homie about it and we both laughed about it, the timing was so bad, remember boys make sure to have your phone off or you’ll just have a bad time.. Also listen to the song at your own risk It’s very NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
TL;DR: Having a mating ritual with wife, forgot to put my phone silent,phone rings, ringtone for my friends is two dudes moaning having gay sex, now wife is questioning my sexuality
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lol, she’ll get over it! I thinks hilarious
Mmm yes, the Cbat effect on sex lives. How to murder a mood in under 5 minutes.
I would never let my husband live that down. I find it hilarious and would mock you for at least a week because of it. My hubby has different ringtone for certain friends too.
Who, as an adult, would have a ringtone of sex sounds? Especially if you didn’t want your wife to hear it. I call BS.
Something to laugh about a few months from now.
“and we are both stupid” is cracking me up.
>and we are both stupid
Did you immediately finish when the gay sex sounds started?
I was scrolling thru a meme app. And then this one video was next. I thought it was going to be something fun yet informative. Nope they took the sound out and replaced it with that one Norp backwards sound clip of that chick moaning really hard. It was during the morning huddle at work. I was very embarrassed. But I’m a guy so they all just laughed, and we went on with our day. I did get in trouble not for the content I was watching but for having my phone out during the morning huddle.