TIFU by hiding money in my apartment and forgetting where I put it. Rent’s due today

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About two weeks ago or so I was being way too crazy with my card like I was ordering so many stuff online left and right (pretty much tiktok shop only) and decided to physically set aside my rent money so I wouldn’t accidentally spend it. I put it somewhere in my apartment thinking I was being super responsible.
The problem is that I now have zero clue where I put it. I’ve literally torn apart drawers, checked coat pockets, looked under my bed, flipped couch cushions and I just cant find them. I’m freaking out like my landlord messaged me since today’s the 1st and he usually gives me the opportunity to pay it anywhere between the 1st and the 5th so I pretty much have like 4 days to find them otherwise I’m fucked.

TL;DR: I put my rent money aside and now I can’t find them

Comments

  1. PretzelsThirst Avatar

    I’m confused why you had to hide cash to stop spending on your phone, which is digital

  2. dj3hac Avatar

    Delete TikTok. 

  3. KentuckyKlondike Avatar

    It’s in your clothes drawer/closet somewhere.

  4. Pennsworthy Avatar

    Some usual places: Freezer, or in a book

  5. Chaos-Jesus Avatar

    In-between the pages of a book?

  6. im-buster Avatar

    My wife used to do this all the time. Stash money in books, etc. She’d put on a coat in the fall, oh, look, there’s $200 in my pocket. I must have put it in there this summer. She was always looking for money she stashed.

  7. Stropi-wan Avatar

    After you find it, try and put a stop order on your bank account to pay for it. When your wages are paid in, the rent will automatically be paid to the landlord.

  8. luckystrike_bh Avatar

    When I try to remember stuff like this, I find it’s impossible to recall when I am stressed about it. Normally, I have to be completely relaxed and the memory will come back to me. Go someplace and sit and relax. The spot you hid it at will come back to you if you aren’t trying to remember it. I know all of this sounds counter-intuitive.

  9. wildDuckling Avatar

    Open a savings account that is attached to your checking account, then put rent into the savings account when you get paid.

    Then grow up, delete tiktok, & stop wasting your money on useless shit.

  10. madkins007 Avatar

    Come up with a plan to keep this from happening again.

    You can literally freeze the money in a container in the fridge. That will at least slow you down.

    You can get or use some sort of locking container with a programmable combination and let a trusted friend set the code and not tell you until you call and convince them it is ok.

    You can make an arrangement to pay the landlord early (and get a receipt) so you don’t need to try to hide it.

  11. Obvious_Arachnid_830 Avatar

    you’ll definitely find it when you’re packing, though. silver linings

  12. vmpirewthapaperroute Avatar

    Same same. I call it “putting it in a clever place”, and then I can never find that place

  13. Legitium Avatar

    Under a rug? Maybe hidden somewhere in bed sheets?

  14. BernieMP Avatar

    You’re looking at this the wrong way, just tell the landlord it’s national landlord day and you set up a scavenger hunt! It’s your way of saying thank you for being such a great guy

  15. reclusivegiraffe Avatar

    Do you have a folder with your lease in it? Could be there. Some other suggestions (just spitballing based on where I might hide something if I were in your shoes):

    • Inside your phone case (depending on the # of bills)
    • Inside an envelope and taped under a chair, table, drawer, etc
    • Inside the sun visor in your car (I wouldn’t keep rent amounts of cash in there, but I usually have $5 or so if I want to tip in a drive thru)
    • Suitcase
    • Pantry, under a giant bag of rice or something
    • If you have one of those over-the-door shoe hangers, maybe it’s in a pouch with some shoes you never wear?
    • Spare t-shirt drawer, underwear drawer, etc
    • Inside a tupperware or lidded pot that you don’t use often
    • Do you have storage totes from when you moved in? Could check those
    • Depending on how classy your apartment is, inside a ceiling tile/attic access/loose floorboard?
    • Under the bathroom sink, Better Call Saul-style?

    Go to your bank account and look for the day you withdrew the cash. Try to retrace your steps. What did you do when you got home? What did you make for dinner? Stuff like that. Fill in little details from that day (if you can), and the rest might fall into place

    Edit: I see OP found the money but I’ll leave this up in case google brings someone here in the future

  16. dblmca Avatar

    Op, where did you end up finding it? Please report back.

  17. ecxpresso Avatar

    There’s always money in the banana stand

  18. drdrillaz Avatar

    Put on a jacket i havent worn in a while. Found $3k in the pocket. Not only did i not remember where i hid my stash but i completely forgot i had a stash

  19. edietel Avatar

    I’ll come over and look with you. Finders keepers.

  20. RainbowBeezy Avatar

    My tiktok account doesn’t have the “shop” icon for some reason. I dont use tiktok much but I feel like this has absolutely saved me from making some garbage purchases that I didnt really need but would have bought if it was easy enough (looking at you, light-up atomic purple joycons).

    Also I’ve hidden money from myself in my house before and it always feels like a windfall when I find it months later. I wouldn’t do it with bill money though

  21. endorrawitch Avatar

    Look in the kitchen cabinets.

  22. pledzloyd Avatar

    I bet you it’s sitting right out in the open rofl

  23. Both-Bodybuilder3329 Avatar

    I’m waiting for the punch line.

  24. trojan_asante Avatar

    Rent a sniffer dog

  25. SpanishFlamingoPie Avatar

    If you’re worried about accidentally spending your rent money, you may have a problem. How much stuff do you need?

    Also, how did you forget where you put it? I’ve lost large sums of cash in the past, but only because I used to hide it from myself when I was blackout drunk and leave “clues”. I don’t drink much anymore.

  26. Pennsworthy Avatar

    Maybe you slipped it under something like a desktop computer, or tv, etc…

  27. the_CGS Avatar

    Damn, so because you’re irresponsible you did something that you thought was responsible, but actually ended up being irresponsible?

    Next time, keep the money in the bank and put forth some self control.

  28. oversoul00 Avatar

    Elaborate solutions to destructive habits are a sign of addiction. You thought it was more reasonable to withdraw and hide cash from yourself than to avoid those spending habits. 

  29. LunarHalo69 Avatar

    ‘A fool and his money are soon parted’

  30. spazoidspam Avatar

    During a bipolar manic episode, I was paranoid that people were going to come in my house when I wasn’t home and steal some cash, so I proceeded to hide $20 bills all over my house in really weird spots (One was in my safe inside the envelope that had my birth certificate). I’ve since moved out of that house and I’ll still occasionally find a 20 when going through old stuff.

  31. chroniclythinking Avatar

    Clean your house top to bottom and you’ll find it

  32. Glitterbombinabottle Avatar

    I was super drunk one time, on a payday, and decided to go Pokemon hunting. My memory said I had my cashed paycheck (aside from the liquor and cigs) in my pocket. I went Pokemon hunting happily, and the next morning I couldnt find the money. Memory didn’t give me any hints or clues other than “I wanted it to be safe but it was in my pocket” over 100$ gone. Budget was wrecked for that. I panicked and cried and lamented about Pokemon hunting with money while drunk.

    1 year, 4 months later I’m doing laundry and digging thru old stuff. Flip out a pair of jeans I’ve not fit into since having kids, and there comes money! I count it, and it’s the missing money. A memory SLAMS into my head. I was changing my shirt and moved the money to a “safe place” the INSIDE of a pair of jeans I can’t wear lol

  33. New-Vermicelli4749 Avatar

    When I couldn’t find something and my ex had last had it, I pretended to be her and think of the dumbest place for me to put this. It worked more often than not. 

  34. en-rob-deraj Avatar

    Plot twist, you lost your mind and never really hid the money.

  35. Affectionate_Map2761 Avatar

    I know someone who did this 🤣 thankfully he sold the house to family and they returned it when they renovated the room 🤣 it was many thousands of dollars and he didn’t have a clue it was missing

  36. The-Red-Robe Avatar

    I love this 🙂

  37. KateKoffing Avatar

    Your roommate or your landlord took it.

  38. safe-viewing Avatar

    Is it possible someone stole it? Maybe someone you had over stumbled on it

  39. Chaos-Pand4 Avatar

    Meanwhile i know exactly where that one rock is that I picked up on a beach 20 years ago and have been carting around ever since (it’s under the unfolded towels that have been sitting on my dresser all month).

  40. random-guy-here Avatar

    Don’t be like the Grandpa that didn’t trust banks and hid his money. Now he has dementia…. oops!

  41. tokyo_girl_jin Avatar

    one time when i was a little kid i got $20 (which was big money in my mind) so i hid it until i could decide what i rly wanted – no impulse buys with regret. like you, i lost it n was devastated (at least it wasn’t owed tho). found it yrs later as a teen in a “hidden” drawer in a stupid turtle shaped pencil box holder thing. blew it immediately on stupid shit, lol.

  42. Try4se Avatar

    I didn’t read your story but you reminded me to pay rent, even though I’m early, so thank you

  43. MyStackRunnethOver Avatar

    I hide my money in the bank

  44. mcdulph Avatar

    Under or behind a dresser or desk drawer? Especially if you have dustboards between the drawers. 

    In a shoe or in the pocket of something hanging in your closet?

    Can you remember where you were when you counted out the money to set it aside?

  45. HitPointGamer Avatar

    If you wanted to. Hide next month’s rent money from yourself right now, where would you put it?

  46. Dickhertzer Avatar

    Last I saw, was you were putting under your mattress.

  47. Garden_Lady2 Avatar

    Check the freezer and the oven.

  48. worldcaz Avatar

    Check your paper towel roll

    Many years ago I hid my money one night, drank too much and could not find it for WEEKS!

    Weeks later, that’s where it was. Thankfully I didn’t throw it away!

  49. lxraverxl Avatar

    Take a shower.

    When I get in the shower I remember 300 things I have to do suddenly and have to fight the urge to jump back out before I forget again.

  50. puntificates Avatar

    Just go to the last place you look and it will be there.

  51. Ray2mcdonald1 Avatar

    Check your panty drawer

  52. Ray2mcdonald1 Avatar

    Check your panty drawer