TIFU by leaving KY jelly on display for years

r/

When I was growing up in my teen years I came across KY jelly and I wanted to try it out. I used it maybe once for jerking off but didn’t like its texture, thought it was too sticky.

For some reason it never occurred to me that I should’ve kept it concealed. Maybe because I barely used it. I kept it with my other toiletries. It was on display right there on my computer table. Out in the open for every one to see.

I’ve had so many friends, family in and out of my room for so many years. It’s surprising no one ever said anything.

One day I was just reading something about KY jelly and it all just hit me. While I never used it for jerking off except for that one time, it’s normally used for intimate times. To this day I shudder when I think about what went through my family and friend’s minds every time they saw that.

“Must be a chronic masturbator and isn’t afraid to publicly advertise it” LOL

TLDR: for many years I kept KY jelly out in the open for every one to see, instead of putting it away.

Comments

  1. dadadam67 Avatar

    I’d bet that your friends have discussed among themselves.

  2. VirtuaKiller76 Avatar

    Start using it as a moisturizer in front of your friends and family. Go out of your way any chance you get to say “this stuff is great for dry skin”. Then, maybe, they won’t think you’re a chronic masturbator.

  3. DragonTigerBoss Avatar

    Buddy, if I saw that, I would think it was for your ass.

  4. balletvalet Avatar

    What were you using it for instead?

  5. LandoDupree Avatar

    Next time I’ll just get strawberry because this Kentucky Jelly tastes weird

  6. ChefArtorias Avatar

    Not buying it lol

    So you decided you didn’t like the product but kept it on display for YEARS?? Just admit you’ve been jerking it lol

  7. Panzis Avatar

    also maybe don’t keep your toiletries displayed, on your computer table 

  8. shastaxc Avatar

    Or maybe no one actually noticed. I don’t scrutinize people’s toiletries.

  9. ILikeHornedAnimals Avatar

    Hahaha my aunt and her husband temporarily lived with my grandparents before they moved to another state and accidentally left their KY in the spare room before they left. My grandma thought it was lotion and started using it on her elbows 😂😂😂

  10. GameKyuubi Avatar

    Was using vegetable glycerin as vape juice base for a while, had no idea people used it as lube so it just sat out in the open for years lol