TIFU By looking at a girls ass by accident because i was zoned out

Before I start, I have bad vision. It used to be on my right eye but progressed to the point were if im not actively paying attention my vision gets extremely blurry. I plan on scheduling another eye appointment. Here’s the thing, when I’m listening to something I enjoy while wearing earbuds, I take off my now scratched glasses and tune out the world. Today I was listening to a video about film editing and was extremely invested. Then I saw a spec fly past very fast and started staring hard in path I last saw it take.

Then when I focused I saw a girl whispering to her friend and the other girl coving her butt with while both staring at me. I immediately realized how weird that looked and I went to sit down, I didn’t apologize because “I thought I saw something” wasn’t a good excuse. She wasn’t even my type but that’s besides the point. I put on my glasses and started eating by myself. I thought “was I seriously looking at her ass or did i actually see something?”. I was trying to ignore it but they kept staring at me. Then a wasp came next to me, THAT WAS THE SPEC! there’s only 3 things my 6’2, 250lbs ass is afraid off. Heights, Needles, and by extension wasps. This is because they got needle butts, I only ever got stung once at 3am though.

I tried to kill it twice with my glasses case but this fucking david Blaine wasp kept disappearing and reappearing on my stuff. He legitimately won’t leave me alone, I played the worlds most dangerous red light green light to leave. The girls were still watching mind you, then i escaped. When I looked back they were gone.

I told everything to te guys and one told me
“Bro just explain it too her”, i said “nah that’s creepy going back” but eventually I caved when lunch ended. When I found them I said “Hey, you were sitting at that table right?” She said yes, I said “yo I’m sorry, I promise I wasn’t staring it you I thought I saw a wasp fly by and I was right, it kept bothering me!”. They laughed it off and said they saw me
Playing red light green light with the wasp then walked off.

Fuck wasps.

TLDR: when listening to a video about film editing, I took off my glasses so I could fully immerse myself. Thought I saw a spec fly by and before I could realize what I was looking at I made 2 girls think I was looking at ones ass. I was right about the wasp though.