My fiancé came home with a fresh haircut and he was looking pretty good. The minute he came home I was try to start something. While he was gone though, I had some ramen for a quick lunch. More specifically Korean Budalk ramen.
For those who don’t know it’s the probably the spiciest instant noodle on the market. I’m Mexican so it’s perfect for me and it’s definitely not healthy but it’s a guilty pleasure. I had just finished a bowl of it when he came through the door. My mouth was still burning.
Right away we got into it and I even gave him an out.
“Do you thinking the spicy ramen will affect things? It was some spicy ass ramen.”
But no, we pushed on. I put my mouth on his member, trying to do what I do best. Then suddenly he pushed me off.
“OUCH, yeah it’s spicy.”
Then I witnessed him running to the bathroom and rinsing his penis off in the sink for a good bit. Tbh it was hilarious to me. The image alone sent me. Definitely made one too many jokes about spicy latinas and then apologized profusely. He laughed with me and we learned our lesson.
Thankfully the pain wore off pretty quickly and we were able to get back to the deed but it made for a very comical experience.
TL;DR: I ate the spiciest ramen out there before going down on my Fiancé. Pain and hilarity ensued.
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Nice. Spicy dick is tasty dick
I hear milk is the remedy for this…
Budalk to Bukkake amirite
My dick shriveled up just thinking about this. Ouch.
I scratched my balls after cutting jalapeños once.
Never again.
I’ve unfortunately done this to the opposite sex on more than one occasion. We wear gloves now when chopping anything hotter than a jalapeño
Buldak*
Years ago, I took my gf to Hooters because we loved those atomic wings.
As a responsible boyfriend, I washed my hands very well afterwards. Repeatedly. Think “biological decontamination” scrubbing.
Nope. It wasn’t enough.
A few minutes into foreplay she yelled, “HOT HOT HOT as she ran bowlegged for the bathroom to put her poor little 😺 under the faucet.
We were able to joke about it later, but I’ve made it a practice to better watch what we eat on date nights.
Be careful he might exact revenge by returning the favor
a while back I used shaving cream on my balls and may or may have not jerked off while taking a shower, all I remember is I froze my balls off and had to halt my jerking off session while I waited for my balls to unfreeze.
LOL! TBH, I think this would hurt even worse for us women! 😮
Just the original flavour or 2×?
O I’ll remember that if my husband eats that again.
I’m burning with desire but I don’t want to have any other burning kind hahaha
The title alone is outrageous 🤣🤣🤣
Years ago, a high school friend told me this story about her husband… he confused the jock itch cream with Icy Hot. Screaming ensued, and she found him in the bathtub lying on his back with the cold water cascading over his jewels. She couldn’t help but laugh at what she saw, and between screams he gasped out I. HOPE. YOU’RE. HAPPY!
Went down on my wife after eating guerrito peppers and she said it was mind blowing. The next day she returned the favor. Apparently you need to wait a while after chewing them for the spiciness to calm down a little. I was out of commission for a good hour. Lesson learned.
Went down on her after eating habanero peppers…
Either you’re my girl or yo living my life! I had this same shit happen down to the type of ramen. That ok cuz I’m gonna get you back when you least expect it.
He should have stuck it in you, then you’d know and feel the spice.