TIFU by microwaving eggs in a hotel room

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So I was staying at this hotel and decided to microwave some eggs I brought from home I thought it would be fine I put them in a bowl added water and started the microwave After a minute there was a loud pop The eggs exploded everywhere The microwave was a mess and it smelled terrible I panicked and opened the window with a towel to try and air it out Housekeeping came by later and I pretended nothing happened but the smell was so strong I am pretty sure they knew I had to keep the window open for hours just to make it breathable and even then the stench lingered on my clothes and in my hair I eventually checked out a day early because I could not take the smell anymore and I was too embarrassed to face the staff again

TLDR I microwaved eggs in a hotel room they exploded and made the room smell like a rotten volcano I had to leave early out of shame

Comments

  1. kafm73 Avatar

    When i microwaved an egg when i was like 10 and didn’t know better, it blew the door to the microwave open and yes, it smelled BAD! That was a long long time ago.

  2. TempleFugit Avatar

    You’re one of those people that boils fish in the rooms coffee pot…

  3. NightF0x0012 Avatar

    who tf brings an egg with them to a hotel room from home? I might be able to understand it if it were from the local store but from home?

  4. freddydanger Avatar

    The breakfast bar in super 8 Madison west had a sign that says something like please do not microwave the hard boiled eggs as it will be ugly, trust us

  5. shorse_hit Avatar

    I did this as a child, but I put a bowl over it on top of a plate. It actually didn’t explode until immediately after I opened the door. The bowl was launched out of the microwave and the plate shattered.

  6. tannerac4 Avatar

    I’m kinda shocked they didn’t charge you a cleaning fee.

  7. Proj3ctPurp1e Avatar

    I feel like this is AI written.

    Who the heck would bring an egg with them to a hotel room?

  8. Good-Security-3957 Avatar

    If you want to cook an egg in a microwave. You crack it, put in a microwavable bowl, add butter, stir it well, and cook for 2 minutes.

  9. CrimsonPromise Avatar

    First off, why on earth are you carrying around raw eggs from home? Just hardboil the damn things before you leave to eat as a snack or get fresh ones at a local store. Were you just touting a carton of raw eggs in your luggage or something?

    Secondly, not microwaving eggs is literally microwave 101. Like this is the one of the first things anyone has used a microwave would have known. At least so I thought…

  10. Beggar876 Avatar

    You’re lucky you didn’t blow the door off.

  11. skincava Avatar

    Um, no. You didn’t.

  12. DramaticNewt4833 Avatar

    Rotten volcano: the newest fragrance from Hotel-room DIY cooking. Always remember folks, microwaves and eggs simply don’t mix!

  13. No-Diet-4797 Avatar

    That room will forever smell if your eggsplosion. Nicely done lol