me and my friend were cleaning my mom’s house when on the TV, came an ad about something I wasn’t really paying attention to. my friend, bea, turned to me and said “sometimes I really get jesus.” now, bea (fake name), is an atheist. we’ve had talks about the existence of a God and all that so I thought we were gonna start talking about it again. I turn to her in full confidence and say, ‘yeah i mean dying on the cross for everyone’s sins was pretty hype 🤙” followed by “i really think it was chill but also lowkey his dad set him up for failure.” at this point I was js kidding around. but after a beat of silence, bea turns to me and says, “so can I tell you something?” me, a fool, thinking she was gonna say something about God, gleefully turns back to her and asks what.
“i was talking about cheezits.”
the ad I wasn’t paying attention to was an ad about cheezits. I’m a fool. a clown even. I burst into a fit of embarrassed laughter, followed by tears. bea told me she was confused about if cheezits discontinued. cheezits were in fact not discontinued or put on a cross for our sins.
TL;DR cheezits and Jesus sound very similar at 2am.
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Ya, that is worth 10 lashes with a wet noodle.
In the name of the holy triscuit, I absolve you.
The crouton o’ Christ
rAmen, my child.
Juice and Jews also sound alarmingly similar. Imagine my face when my friend said, “I hate juice,” out loud in a packed diner, while trying to decide what to order for breakfast.
Wife & I often joke about opening a cheese shop named “Cheeses of Nazareth” with biblical themed cheeses
Cheezits Christ!
At least you didn’t mix up Cheetos and Fritos
Cheesus
You are referencing family guy, correct?
https://preview.redd.it/rxtyamf7rkaf1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=038ac26334c3191be7e11ecc4df6eb54ff7df5ca
https://youtu.be/2aqr7Ykxc4Y?feature=shared
Little baby cheeses!
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100% AI and possibly a bot. Especially with this weird write up. Doesn’t capitalize names, and who the heck would ever say:
> ‘yeah i mean dying on the cross for everyone’s sins was pretty hype 🤙” followed by “i really think it was chill but also lowkey his dad set him up for failure.”
r/ModernFamily
That’s funny because I replace the word Jesus with cheezits when I’m exclaiming.