TIFU by never talking about passing gas.

r/

So for background I recently went to the doctor, and I found out my difficulties with weight loss are partially caused by an undiagnosed (now diagnosed) thyroid issue.

I have since started the thyroid medication and have noticed some great changes! However, I have been immensely gassy. Like non-stop toots.

I mentioned the new meds and side effects to my partner, this was the conversation;

Me: Ugh I’m so gassy now it’s crazy, it’s like multiple times a day now.

Him: What do you mean multiple times a day? Like you are going to the bathroom more?

Me: No I’m just farting multiple times a day. I’m used to once every few days or my record of once a month.

Him: ….. you are supposed to fart multiple times a day. What do you mean you don’t?

Me: I mean I don’t? Really you’re supposed to?

Him: Honey… YES. You really do have a problem if you aren’t farting consistently.

Me: So I probably should’ve mentioned this to a doctor a long time ago huh?

Him: face palm yes love.

TL;DR apparently my digestive system has been on the fritz a lot longer than I thought and only farting once every few days or once a month is not normal.

Comments

  1. RandomUsury Avatar

    Everybody poops. Among other things.

  2. Dramatic-Walk-1110 Avatar

    I probably fart about 3-4 times a day. I’m glad you went to the doctor and got your diagnosis.

  3. Kirshar Avatar

    there were points in time where you only farted ONCE in a month??

    yeah, your insides are definitely radioactive LMAOOO

  4. Googlemyahoo75 Avatar

    If you can’t fart in front of your partner its not a relationship

  5. I_make_switch_a_roos Avatar

    Shit ‐–— I fart about 1000 times a day. Maybe I’m on the other end of the fart spectrum

  6. o0o0o0o7 Avatar

    Everybody’s different. There’s no standard fart per day number.

  7. Mattbl Avatar

    A MONTH!? Where does the gas even go! Out your mouth!?

  8. D1rtyH1ppy Avatar

    You are probably farting in your sleep 

  9. lilrene777 Avatar

    Idk. I mean it all depends on you and your diet, there’s no set amount.

    Sometimes it’s a few times a day, sometimes it doesn’t happen for days.

    If I have broccoli and potatoes for dinner, it’s happening, if I have rice and chicken, its not.

  10. tobeonthemountain Avatar

    Eat popcorn once a week at least.

    You need fiber

  11. dwehlen Avatar

    Sounds like your partner is okay with you ripping ass, so that’s a great thing!

  12. VacaDLuffy Avatar

    be careful, you can hurt yourself. My ass gets raw when I have a bad gassy day, especially with anal fissures. so take appropriate measures to protect your bunghole.

  13. Pyllymysli Avatar

    Average person passes gas 14 times a day, if I remember correctly. That would make me way above a average person.

  14. Lyassa Avatar

    Wait you’re supposed to fart this much? I get like one gassy day a week but don’t fart 6/7 days a week…

  15. Mmmurl Avatar

    I used to be really gassy until I did a low fodmap diet and identified my IBS triggers… Now I don’t fart at all unless I have consumed one of these triggers. I’m convinced MOST of the population has IBS to some degree and they’re just rawdogging galactans and lactose because they don’t know what their baseline normal is supposed to be. Passing gas all day every day, pooping once a week, having soft stools everyday — all not normal lol

  16. shmackinhammies Avatar

    Remind me of that South Park episode where those who held their farts combusted.

  17. VelvetZoe6 Avatar

    Girl, that convo is hilarious… tbh, better late than never, right?

  18. Most_Moose_2637 Avatar

    I went to the doctor about my, er, movements a while ago. I realise they weren’t normal when they asked how many times I go to the toilet per day, and I said “oh, you know, X times a day”. Their eyebrows almost flew off the top of their face. Apparently X was not a normal amount.

  19. Straight-Bee9783 Avatar

    But its not true!!
    There are many people with healthy guts that just rarely fart, doesnt mean they have gasses trapped, they just produce less gas.

    But yeah it can be normal to fart a few times! Doesnt mean someone is unhealthy either.

    It would be unnormal:

    • Feeling bloated but unable to pass gas
    • passing big amounts of gas like multiple times every hour
    • having pain from bloating or farting
    • having very foul farts
    • any sudden changes (like going from scentless farts to very strong smelling ones, or from never farting to 30 times a day)