This was last night, but my sister keeps mentioning it and still thinks it’s ridiculously funny. At my older sister’s wedding, I, her bridesmaid, was throwing it back on the dance floor. “Low” by Flo Rida was playing, we were having a good time. We’d been drinking, some people had been smoking, just overall party vibes. My boyfriend was (I thought) behind me, and I was really into the song. He put his hands on my waist so I backed up and pressed against him- only it was NOT him. It was my 62 year old aunt. I threw it back on my aunt. My sister thought this was hilarious and my aunt just said “whoops!” And let go of my waist.
This morning while we were getting ready to leave, my sister mentioned how much fun she had- and then she said “i loved it when you backed it up on Aunt C. That was the best!”
TL;DR; I messed up not looking behind me while shaking my ass and accidentally wound up grinding on my aunt.
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I mean… at least you didn’t do it to her on purpose. That’s what I keep telling myself, anyway. It’s those little slip-ups that make us human.
Did you maintain eye contact to establish your dominance?
Seems like a very normal occurrence in my family
At least it was auntie and not some random dude!
This is actually so fine and hilarious 😆
Haha, that’s epic, your aunt sounds so chill!