TIFU by not waiting long enough

r/

So I ordered new lube because my old one was running low and since I didnt like the texture of my old one I decided to try something new. It arrived like an hour ago and since I was curious and horny I decided to try it out right away.
It said on the bottle to test it on the inner side of the forearm in case of intolerance to any ingredient. So I did. I waited a couple of minutes and didn’t see any reaction so I went to town.
Well after I got going for like 3 minutes my arm started to turn more and more red and now I have this giant red spot there that is starting to itch. I washed it off my privates as fast as I could after I realized and so far its fine but I am just waiting for the reaction to come as it has only been a couple of minutes.
Will definitely wait longer in the future…

TL;DR: didn’t wait long enough while testing for allergic reactions on my new lube

Comments

  1. Vathar Avatar

    And the first thing you think of is to post it on Reddit. At least you got your priorities straight.

  2. Huntererererer Avatar

    You should put your shoes on, and get your car keys. For no particular reason.. maybe google where you’re closest walk in clinic is. Just saying, no particular reason though.

  3. Massive_Detective534 Avatar

    If OP is male, rub some dirt on it. If OP is female, take care of that

  4. MistressLyda Avatar

    Do you have allergy pills around? Pop one if so, it might help reduce the reaction.

  5. 42069qwertz42069 Avatar

    What the hell you use for lube?

    Chili paste?

  6. GoDKilljoy Avatar

    Today I learned you should test for allergic reaction before trying lube for the first time.