So my long-distance girlfriend and I have been doing spicy care packages for fun. I found a website that lets you order personalized edible underwear. Naturally, I chose cherry flavor and got her initials printed on it like a classy man.
Well, I wasn’t paying attention and accidentally had it shipped to my office, where I work in IT support for a law firm.
The mailroom guy handed it to me and said, “Hey man, just so you know, that bag is leaking some kind of red sugar stuff.”
It was open. Everyone saw. The label said:
“Custom Cherry Edible Undergarments, ‘MUNCH ME, LEXI 💋’”
I work in a cubicle now. In shame exile.
TL;DR: Sent edible panties to the wrong address. They arrived leaking red sugar. Everyone at work now knows my girlfriend’s name and her flavor.
Comments
Rookie. You’re supposed to pretend you have no idea what that is and then ask all your coworkers if they were the ones that pranked you.