So I’m 31 male and recently started trying to date again and I went on Facebook dating and I only got one match. The girl and I have been talking for two days and things just seemed off, the syntax of her words and the way she texted was very generic. She also said she was visiting and lived across the country and was looking to relocate soon with her daughter.
It seemed like I was chatting with a bot and she didn’t want to FaceTime or talk just text for some reason things didn’t seem right her syntax of words and everything seemed off and generic but she would send me pictures when asked but I was still suspicious.
So to test things out I sent her a dick pic and I got the most female human response ever she called me disgusting and told me I made her sick and blocked me. So I guess she wasn’t a bot.
TL;DR TIFU by sending a girl a dick pic
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That is quite the FU. But even if it was a bot sending a dick pick probably isn’t the smartest idea.
Seems like it would be more of a fuck up if you did send a dick pic to a bot. Scammer jackpot.
What made you think that was a good test tho? Genuinely curious lol
You goose lol
So it was a scammer instead of a bot?
Based on past posts of this nature, I was expecting an ending of send me 100 billion dollars or I send this to everyone you know
From one male to another, majority of women do not want unsolicited dick pics. Save yourself the embarrassment. I say that respectfully.
Facebook dating is the worst of the dating apps.
Why would a dick pic help decipher if you’re talking to a bot?
Lucky you weren’t talking to a sextortion scammer.
OP: I’m talking to a bot!
>Here’s a dick pic.
Dude are you sure you’re the human being in this situation?
plenty more fish in the sea 🌊
I read “sent *a girl* a pic of my dick” and “i’m 31” and thought this was a VERY different kind of f up. Geez.
You could have sent something totally non-sensical in order to gauge the reaction. Good choice!
Sending unsolicited dick pictures is the same thing as flashing someone your genitalia in real life. Reflect on your choices because at the moment you’re a sexual predator.
There are better ways to check if someone is a bot.
So if you were at a bar and weren’t sure if a woman was into you, whipping out your junk is how you’d find out? Cause this is the same as that. The kind of women that dig an unsolicited dick pic probably aren’t the kind you are looking for. Or maybe you are. At 31, I thought you’d be a little brighter. Apparently not….
Oh dear, the one match gone
There is no scenario where sending an unsolicited dick pic is a good idea. How have you not got that by now lol