I’ve had digestive issues recently and started using a bathroom tracker app to chart things out for my doctor. I’m talking dates, times, and yes, descriptions, consistency, color, “intensity,” the whole 9 yards.
I was copying the latest week’s log to email it to my doctor.
What I didn’t realize is I had copied the text and accidentally pasted it directly into my team’s Slack. Into the main channel. With 30+ coworkers.
And I didn’t notice for a solid 15 minutes. Because I walked away to make tea.
I come back to 11 Slack messages, two laughing reactions, and one very unamused DM from my manager saying “Hey, Justin, might want to clean that up.”
So now everyone knows my Tuesday poop was “soft with a violent exit.” And I will never recover socially.
TL;DR: Accidentally pasted my poop diary into Slack instead of my doctor’s email. My career is now a bowel movement joke.