I was texting my wife some spicy stuff because she was on a business trip, and I was feeling bold. Nothing too graphic, just stuff like “Can’t wait to tear that dress off you” and some not-so-innocent emojis.
I hit send. Then stared at the chat.
I had messaged my mom.
In my defense, their names are right next to each other and both start with “M.” I immediately sent “IGNORE THAT” and then “PLEASE DELETE THAT MESSAGE” followed by about 10 crying emojis, which probably didn’t help. I’m so embarrassed of this.
She didn’t reply.
Then my phone buzzed. One line: “I’m sure that was meant for someone else. Goodnight.”
I want to disappear. Forever.
TL;DR: Meant to sext my wife. Accidentally sexted my mom. Will now live in a cave until the shame dies.
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Oof
That happens more than you think. And whats worse is when you send a nice innocent happy text to a family member and auto-correct turns the message into a creepy Kentucky cousin sexting.
Yeah there’s really no coming back from that.
This.. this you might as well just be an orphan at this point. It would be easier.
Hahaha 😂 At least now you have a funny story.
If you had time to tell your mom to delete the message, you had time to delete the message for everyone. Right?
You said your wife, not your random hookup chick on tinder. So your mom knows they share name letters etc. And knows you’re married and thus do the things married people do. It’s probably not that serious.
It would be a lot weirder if you were just her single son, and she had no idea about the booty calls you have all around town.
Freud would say that there’s no such thing as an accident.
If it was my kid, I would be happy they are enjoying life with their spouse. And then I would die laughing.
You think your mom doesn’t know you have sex with your wife? Pretty sure it bothers you more than it does your mom.
I did the same but sent it to my mother in law.
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If my kid texted me that I’d probably reply with someone like, “Please be careful. This dress cost me a fortune” and let them cringe even harder.
She’s not stupid, she knows you have a wife and that you fuck. Why be embarrassed?
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Bro I once did this to my cousin TWICE. I didn’t send anything but I was messing around with this girl who had the same name. She thought it was funny so it wasn’t that bad but whenever I think about it I cringe.
Maybe this will help you feel better, my coworker at 2:00 in the morning texted his wife “I just got to work, love you”. A few moments later he asked me how to delete a message and I asked him why, turns out he had actually sent that to our male supervisor.