So this happened last night and I still haven’t recovered. I’m literally SO embarrassed.
I went on my third date with this guy I really like and we went back to my place after eating at a taco truck. We were listening to music and I was feeling myself.
So we’re cuddling on the couch and “FTCU” by Nicki Minaj comes on. I got up and started shaking my behind, making it clap if you know what I mean. Meanwhile my date is sitting there like 😳😏
Then I felt my gut rumble and literally a second later, I accidentally let out the loudest, wet-sounding noise. I stopped and just stared at him hoping that he didn’t notice or that the music covered it up but I won’t lie it was LOUD.
He quietly stood up, grabbed his car keys, and walked out the door. I texted him 20 minutes later saying “Hey you good?” He never replied and hasn’t talked to me or snapped me all day. I’m literally mortified and I think I messed things up…
TL;DR: TIFU by shaking it on my date after eating tacos and accidentally passing gas loudly. Haven’t heard from him since.
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If this guy can’t stand you releasing gas and then laugh about it, you’re not losing anything.
I am so sorry. That is hilarious though! Ah man I am dying laughing. If I was on a date with someone and they did that I’d fall off the couch laughing, I wouldn’t leave and definitely wouldn’t ghost them. You’re better off without him.
If that happened to me as the guy I would be laughing. If I can’t handle you in a moment like that, what would that say about me? How would you feel with other mishaps or embarrassments?
You dodged a bullet.
He still thinks girls don’t fart 😂
L dude. I wish my gf did all that. She just farts lmao
I would’ve cracked tf up lol
If you did that in front of me, I would say in the moment challenge accepted. If he left because of that then fuck him. Bro needs someone to hump into submission, take his own hand and smear it on his ass , and force him to smell it to remind him that yes.. his shit stinks, too, and we are all human.
I don’t know a single guy who would do that if he was actually into the girl. Nice story, funny, sounds like BS
Dudes a coward ngl
You dodged a bullet
While embarassing and not ideal, the fact that he left and is ghosting you tells me he is not the one for you. He’s immature and would probably be grossed out down the road when he realized you are a human with human functions
Farts are hilarious to me. If my fate was dancing and parted I would laugh so fucking hard. I’d never let her live it down, would definitely come up at our wedding.
If a man doesn’t laugh his ass off in this situation he’s not the one, bro had the show of his life plus a humorous moment and dipped, coward lol.
i was today years old when i found out that other humans fart. with this new knowledge, i am gathering my belongings so that i can go live in a mountain cave, off the land. there, i shall be safe from the farts of others
My girlfriend farted on our second date. Made me fall in love with her.
I might banish you to the other side of the couch for 15 minutes but that’s about it. Unless the guy literally got sick from this he’s a little bitch.
I’m so glad I’m not in this generation. This entire post is so cringe.
ngl that’s pretty hot
That’s when you say girl, get your fine ass a dude wipe and hurry back
If he’s unable to see the humor in that, he’s not the one for you.
Honestly that’s so fucking funny
I might have actually fell on the floor laughing to death but that would have made me feel more comfortable because what an absolute tension breaker 😂
As a guy, I know I’m going to fart.. if my girl farts, that’s just reciprocal.. if we can’t make fun of each other we can’t be together.
As an adult I don’t give a fuck if a lady farts, just try and do it in a ventilated area lol