TIFU By Shaving

Not overly complicated but, this is stupid and I deserve to get roasted for it.

Long story short, something in my brain changed about a year ago and I (33m) decided that I prefer to be well groomed downstairs. Because I’m cheap (and stupid), I shave instead of going to get waxed.

Normally there’s no problem, I’ll give myself some razor burn or a small nick every once in a while. With a little care and hygiene, those issues will take care of themselves.

This morning was different. I was almost through shaving when I noticed I had some blood on my hand. I hadn’t felt anything but did remember thinking that I had awkwardly touched the the tip (with that little beard grooming razor on the back of a Harry’s blade) a couple seconds ago so, that must be it.

No big deal, right? Some cleaning, a bandage, and some time got me all patched up. But I didn’t have the right size bandage, I used a big one because it’s all I had left.

Fast forward to work, I have CHUGGED water and an energy drink this morning because I am both tired and feeling dehydrated. I had to pee (a little too badly) but I was still in control. But….. Bad news: the men’s restroom on my floor is closed for repairs.

Okay, pivot.

Use the handicap restroom next door real quick, check my cut, and get out of there after a nice whiz.

Problem though… In my well thought solution this morning, I had covered my urethra. I’m scrambling at this point. Hopping around like a toddler at an amusement who definitely didn’t have to pee until they did RIGHT NOW.

Second problem: this bandage I used was old but the adhesive stayed ready for action. It’s stuck to my now very sensitive tip and I am about to explode.

Somehow, I managed to get it off and not make a huge mess. Now I’m sitting at my desk, very sensitive, and very embarrassed.

I hope you’re having a good day too.

TL;DR: TIFU by shaving which led to me having to rip a bandaid off my cock to keep from peeing all over a bathroom.