So today I tried out a local pizzeria that everyone was talking about.
A lot of the tables were occupied by couples (I am single). I decided to get a spot a bit further away from the counter.
Sadly I was so on my phone I didn’t realize my order was ready. When I did come, Rhey wanted to see the bill which I had misplaced. So after minutes of fumbling I got the order.
When I got back to my place I realized that the table I chose didnt have Ketchup.
By now the pizzeria workers were all looking at me like scathingly so I didnt dare ask them.
I decided to borrow it from another table. Looking around I only found one table with ketchup(there were people sitting there) and I quickly took it, spread the Ketchup and while I was returning it the customer got angry and asked me if I didnt have the common sense to not take Ketchup from others(I forgot to ask for permission).
It felt like everyone in the Pizzeria was talking about me after that.
TLDR: multiple fuckups – was late to get pizza, took ketchup from an angry customer, people commented on what I did.
Comments
who the fuck puts ketchup on Pizza?
Multiple fuckups and you didn’t even list “putting ketchup on pizza” as one of them.
This is just bizarre. This whole scenario plus putting ketchup on pizza makes me think you may have a mental disorder.
I think the people that fucked up are your parents. What’s wrong with you?
Autistic
If this happens again, as it might, because “you do you” means we are all ourselves and will continue to be ourselves throughout our lives, remember to say, “*Hey, can I borrow your ketchup? There’s none on this table.”
In general people are cool. I’ll share my ketchup if you ask politely.
You are OK for doing everything else, but for the love of God, stop putting ketchup on pizza!
I’d say this sound like AI, but even AI can’t make this up.
Also, in your title you say you took sauce. Is that what you call ketchup?