TIFU by telling a stranger his triceps looked “yummy”

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I am a 35m, happily married to a woman with two kids. Much to her chagrin I am a chatterbox. I love chatting with strangers, getting a piece of their story and making a new friend.

I’ve been going to my local gym for 5+ years, it’s a fairly close community so I know most people that go there… especially the 5-7am crowd.

Well last week there was a new guy there in the morning— around my age that I’d never seen there before. So in true me fashion I strike up a conversation introducing myself getting his name, talking about our workouts etc etc.

Super nice guy, fun conversation until I finish off with “well it was good chatting, sure we’ll see each other again. Keep working on those triceps, they look yummy”

I have never used “yummy” to describe anything. Not to mention just a weird thing to say to anyone IMO.

He gave me the most “wtf” look I’ve ever received. I get all flustered, apologize, say not sure why I said that. Went to the other side of the gym and finished my workout hoping to god he doesn’t need to come to my side.

I do public speaking for a living… I rarely get flustered. I’ve been thinking about it for 3 days and want to find a new gym.

TL;DR Tried to bro-down with a stranger at the gym, told him his triceps were “yummy” as we were wrapping up the conversation. I was mortified, he was hella weirded out and I’m now looking at options to leave the country.

Comments

  1. jpark38 Avatar

    You shoulda said, “no diddy”. Cancels it out

  2. SirLordBoss Avatar

    You should have clarified that you have select tastes in human flesh. That would have solved the matter for sure.

  3. heliostraveler Avatar

    did your wife send you a naked picture of her ass beforehand? That’s the only thing I can think for this weird Freudian slip.

  4. Sonnyjesuswept Avatar

    Bit of a Freudian slip there, ol’ boy.

  5. belialbabie Avatar

    honestly my boyfriend is this level friendly. i dont even bat an eye when i hear the things he says anymore. no TIFU, all whimsy. he probably thought you were weird in a silly way