This happened two days ago, and I still want to melt into the floor.
My younger brother (23M) and I (30M) have this ongoing bit where we roast each other brutally. Like, no-filter, could-get-you-canceled level stuff. Think “your face looks like it lost a bet with a lawnmower” kind of banter. We’re brothers, it’s love through aggression.
Anyway, I had just gotten off a rough Zoom meeting and needed a laugh. I took the worst photo of myself, double chin, half-blink, mouth open mid-word, and was going to send it to my brother with the caption:
“Tell me why I look like a haunted toe in this pic.”
Instead, I sent it to my wife.
Who was in a very serious meeting with her boss and several execs. On her work laptop, which was screen sharing because she was presenting a document. The text notification and the pic popped up mid-presentation.
She texts me back: “You’re a dead haunted toe.”
Her boss laughed, so maybe I helped? Or maybe she’s updating her resume.
TL;DR: Tried to roast myself to my brother, accidentally sent the pic to my wife who was screen-sharing during a work meeting. My toe is now famous in her company.
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Love this. Kind of relationship that lasts 😂
Everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY knows people don’t have control over what gets sent to them and when. She did nothing wrong. You did nothing wrong. Even if it was meant for your brother, it could’ve easily been meant for your wife as a spouse having a hard day and venting or letting out steam or just hunting for a chuckle. It could’ve been worse, but it was simply funny.
Very humorous story, toe
Note to self: Don’t allow text notifications on work computer. 😅
Yeah sure buddy
If true, she’s a dumb ass for having her text messages going to her work comp.
What work computer would pop up text notifications? An Apple? Dangerous game she’s playing regardless lol you might have saved her a future much worse situation
My husband came into my office to grab something behind my screen, while I was talking to all the managers and their boss. It was post workout, he was shirtless, and the exact moment I was answering a question. Everyone could see and was giggling.
My boss tried to make light in our team meeting and said it was hilarious and that spouses should show up in the background shirtless more often, then realized he’s a male and what he said and immediately was as embarrassed as I was when initially happened. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Yeah never share screen like that, there are so many better ways to share content than sharing your whole screen. And if you’re presenting a big presentation, you should have DND set on your computer as well. NOT her fault, to be clear, not saying she deserved that lol but… just a PSA for anyone sharing screens. I’m trying to avoid what seems like a WEEKLY mistake by people at my workplace of sharing stuff they didn’t mean to.
Congrats, you just invented haunted toe OnlyFans for corporate.
“Only share application window” not the whole screen. Rookie mistake.
Days ago and still want to melt into the floor? Your wife is fine. Corporate jobs are just Jewish daycare for women.
“I want your cock.”
If her bosses are males your job n the green if she’s a woman she’ll bring it up every 3-6 weeks any time there is a lil in the conversation or someone does something not to her liking but don’t worry it’ll only last until she or your wife passes away.
This is 1,000,000% AI. IYKYK
You need to work on your insult game.
Your face looks like the ass of a donky with the trotts, but the donkeys ass smells better by far.
I thought I saw you the other day, I was a little upset that you didn’t wave back. I only realized my mistake when I flushed.
Did you hear about the chicken they trained to do math? If they can do that for a chicken, there’s still hope for you yet.
I was remembering all the good times growing up, and I’m not going to lie, it brought me to tears, it was a wonderful experience, right up untill they brought YOU home.
Hey I wrote a poem that encapsulates how I feel about you brother, I call it “loud wet farting noises“
FWIW this made me laugh. If I did that my wife would be pissed for a bit but after a few days she would think was funny as well.
Yo OP, update us if you’re still alive
How do personal texts go to a work computer ?
Why the fuck does your wife get personal texts on her work laptop?
My guy, if this is your worst, most controversial banter you’ve got then I pray you never see some of the group chats I’m in.
Your wife fucked up. Personal phone notifications on a work computer? Hell no
TyourwifeFU by not getting her sh*t together. You’ve done nothing wrong.
theres a do-not-disturb mode for a reason.
Your wife’s fault for:
Sending texts to a device she doesn’t own – which means the same company has any other “spicy” pics from/to her
Sharing screen rather than app.
She learned a lesson about Notifications.
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