TIFU by touching my privates on stage scaring two amish women on their rite of passage

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so i 20M enjoy performing music at this small bar in my town. Recently I’ve been getting a lot more attention from my performances and I’ve been offered more gigs with a more “official” set up. To make my performances a little more interesting i decided to simply purchase outfits from this website that sells them at a really low price(as i’m still starting off and i cannot afford high end stuff). I’ve done about 4 gigs so far and people have been loving the different coloured jumpsuits with cool and weird designs on them. i recently purchased another one of these jumpsuits from a guy on an online marketplace for a really cheap price, and they are handmade with customisable measurements. I knew this was going to take long to make as it was handmade. i expected them to arrive a day or two before the show, however it ended up arriving a couple of hours before the show. I had a simple backup that i could of worn to the show incase it didn’t arrive on time, however the customised design fit the shows theme perfectly. I was running late, so when it arrived i took it straight to the bar with me and left it in the change room while i did soundcheck.

Fast forward, the show is about to start so I go and put on the jumpsuit. I realise it is a little bit fitted but i don’t think too much of it as i am running behind schedule and the crowd was waiting. Despite the discomfort, I ran on stage and performed my set. Although it was a bit uncomfortable performing in the costume, everything was going well until the end of the show. Throughout the show I moved around a lot so I got really sweaty by the end and everything felt really uncomfortable due to the tightness of it. It became so unbearable around my area I instinctively grabbed it to try to adjust.

All of a sudden I hear two women scream in front of me, realising I was entirely too close to the front row and had accidentally touched it in front of two women who appeared to be Amish. Anyway, I ran off stage, a little embarrassed and got changed to my relief. My manager approached me not long after and told me I was no longer allowed to perform in this bar as I made people uncomfortable with my adjustment. I tried to explain myself, but he wouldn’t listen because of how distraught the two women were. I was extremely upset as playing in this bar was really important to my music career.

TL;DR: i touched my privates on stage and scared two amish women. i got fired from the bar.

Comments

  1. ColdGirl Avatar

    That is the dumbest reason I have heard of being banned from performing. And what are Amish women doing at a bar?

  2. fl_oating_mess Avatar

    What are two Amish women doing in a bar?

  3. franko905 Avatar

    U got sweaty and grabbed your cock and balls to scratch and adjust them ? I’ve heard that more than 3 shakes is playing with it, but that’s debatable. How many shakes would you say guy? I think this is ridiculous BTW this is no reason to punish someone like what they’re doing to you, they need to get over it