TIFU by trying to surprise my partner with a fancy dinner and burning our kitchen

r/

I wanted to plan a special night for my partner and decided to cook a three-course meal from scratch. I’ve never made anything that fancy but I thought it would show I care

I spent all afternoon chopping, mixing and carefully following recipes. I put the main course in the oven and got distracted by a work call. By the time I remembered smoke was pouring out and the fire alarm was screaming. I frantically waved a towel to clear the air but only spread the smoke around. Neighbors started banging on my door to make sure I was okay

We spent the rest of the night opening windows and mopping soot off the counters. My partner was upset that the surprise ended in chaos and now we have to replace the oven. I feel like a total fool for trying to be romantic and nearly burning the place down

TL;DR: I tried to surprise my partner with a fancy home-cooked meal, left the oven running and set off the fire alarm. Now our kitchen is covered in soot and we need a new oven.

Comments

  1. Cheese-Manipulator Avatar

    Use the timer on your oven. It has an alarm. You can even set the oven to turn off when the timer is done, the residual heat will still overcook your food but at least it won’t incinerate it.

  2. ernapfz Avatar

    Pro tip: Next time try the timer that comes with an oven. Get the option with the siren alarm.

  3. Tremenda-Carucha Avatar

    What’s even wilder is that you took your partner on a romantic getaway to the kitchen afterwards! Did the soot make for a unique ambiance?

  4. Express-Pie-6902 Avatar

    You didn’t burn the beer though?

  5. TurtleTurtleFTW Avatar

    I don’t buy it

    No way you burned something in the oven so bad that the oven itself needs replacement, unless you literally burned the entire place down

    It’s an oven, it’s manufactured to withstand heat and even flames on the inside