TIFU by turning a passionate thigh nibble into a Homer Simpson “om nom nom” belly laugh

r/

Literally happened earlier this evening, and still both giggling about it.

I tried to go all passionate, kissing down Caroline’s thigh, aiming for that primal, sexy “rhh-c’ham” sound. Instead, my attempt at a seductive growl came out more like the start of a Homer Simpson “om nom nom.”

She burst into absolute hysterics, which set me off as well, and now every attempt to recover my dignity with a follow-up bite has ended in the same breathless, uncontrollable laughter. I’ve fully Pavlov’d myself into a thigh-kissing punchline. At this point, I’m less seductive husband, and more snack-obsessed cartoon character, but at least we’ve had the best laugh we’ve had in ages.

Pretty sure I’ve permanently ruined thigh kisses for both of us though!

TL;DR: tried to get all passionate, kissing down SO’s thigh, but my attempt at a sexy growl came out as a Homer Simpson “om nom nom.” Now every attempt to recover my dignity just triggers fits of laughter, and I’ve probably ruined thigh kisses for both of us forever.

Comments

  1. Beardie15 Avatar

    I think this is a wonderful thing, not a fuck up at all! Being able to laugh with your partner during intimate moments is truly special.

  2. ChaseThePyro Avatar

    I have no idea what sound you are trying to convey with those letters

  3. lagelthrow Avatar

    Oh, of course, the ol “rhh-c’ham”

  4. ChaiGreenTea Avatar

    I need to know what this rhh-c’ham sound is but this is hilarious 😂 sounds like you’re very well suited to each other!

  5. MoogalEmperar Avatar

    lmfao, NGL being that casually hilarious at a moment that’s supposed to be private and serious makes it even more funny!!

    I’m telling you it was worth losing that thigh kiss experience. this is so fugging original.

    not a fuck up!

  6. Standard-Analyst-181 Avatar

    This was the most genuine and adorable fuck up ever! You’re not a real couple unless you have something like this. I love this so much!

  7. Mamapalooza Avatar

    Are you kidding? Laughter is the sexiest thing in the world!

  8. Key_Drawer_3581 Avatar

    Too wholesome. 

    Wishing you and your partner a happy, dignity-free life 🤑

  9. maceocat Avatar

    I once read a book where the man was thinking of ways to ruin the sex he was having and one of the ideas was to cookie monster her crotch, this sounds about like how I imagined it would have gone in real life

  10. superteejays93 Avatar

    This reminds me of the time I was getting down with my partner and my monkey brain kicked in and I just said, ree-OOW (like meow, but the end was more pronounced).

    We didn’t get down that night, unless you count rolling on the floor in tears of laughter.

    I still don’t know why I did it.

  11. Freakin_losing_it Avatar

    This is freaking adorable 😂

  12. MistressLiliana Avatar

    My favorite kind of sex is the kind interspersed with laughter.

  13. vivi_is_wet4_420 Avatar

    You totally Pavlov’d yourself into a thigh-kissing punchline… kinda funny, tho!

  14. JazzyAndy Avatar

    …Caroline?