Soooo where do I start. I’ve had a problem going to the toilet these past few days. I didn’t go for a few days so I had to force myself to poop, all that was coming out was pebbles that I had little satisfaction with (tmi sorry lol. But most likely it’s been my ibs screwing with my nervous system or maybe because I’ve had a small change in diet, thanks ibs!)
I thought oh yeah sugar free candies are a good option. Right, right? I’ve heard the sugar free gummy bear reviews and I thought hmmmm. A little sweet snack to enjoy that are disguised as laxatives to get things moving and to cure my number 2 problem that are much cheaper than laxatives. As long as I don’t eat the whole bag like these people are doing and instead just having a regular bag of hard candy not in an excessive amount I should be good. Must be a win. Right??????!?!? Nope. I’ve never had a regular laxative (not that I remember) but I really hope the experience isn’t like this if I ever have to use a regular laxative. Soooo ever since I’ve ate these candies I’ve had I’ve had constant burning in my stomach. The most LOUDEST and longest stomach grumbles you have ever heard and a very EXCESSIVE amount of long and loud flatulance these candies also give you explosive diarrhea but I’m unsure if I will get to this stage yet. Since it’s been 12 hours since I’ve ate these. But ever since then. I have become a human trumpet coming from 2 areas from my body. My stomach, and my… you know what.
tl;dr
I tried to cure my constipation by eating sugar free candies for the “laxative” effect but became a human trumpet instead.
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Ok, it sounds like you need to drink more water, and ensure you’re eating enough fiber.
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