So this happened a couple days ago but I’m still feeling the consequences. On mobile so sorry if there’s any formatting issues.
So I was getting ready for a day out with my friends and my boyfriend. We very recently started dating and I was going to head back to his place afterwards to play some video games so I wanted to look good. I generally dress a little goth so the outfit I decided on was a cute mesh top with a corset underneath, miniskirt, fishnets and chrome heeled boots with pentacle pendants on the side. I had my favourite dragon necklace and worked hard to make my makeup perfect with just a touch of glitter by my eyes just to make the outfit pop. Now for fuckup number one, though I didn’t realise it at the time. I decided the outfit was cute but I wanted to look good all the way through if you know what I mean, so I shaved everything and put on a lacy thong. He probably wasn’t going to see it but I wanted to feel confident for myself. Well, he was an angel and drove us to the meeting; the whole way there he was saying that I looked amazing, I was feeling really good. Once we got there and met with the rest of our friends we had a couple of things planned, it was a VR game experience, movie then some food at a board game cafe. The VR experience went great, we had a blast and now we’re walking to the movie. Now for fuckup number two, as we were walking I wasn’t paying too much attention to where I was putting my feet and hit an uneven patch of pavement. My ankle twisted sideways which made my legs spread apart into a position similar to a plié, I managed to recover but I immediately felt something was off. My fishnets felt looser but also tighter around my thighs. I brushed it off and continued walking with the group, but my fishnets felt like they were rubbing at the very top of my thighs. It was so uncomfortable and I couldn’t figure out why. Now for fuckup 3. When we got to the movie I excused myself to the bathroom to try to figure out what was wrong. I tried to see, but my corset and skirt combo made it impossible to figure out. I wondered whether I should just take the offending fishnets off… but that’d ruin the look, and besides, where would I put them? I valiantly decided I’m no wuss, I’d tough it out. Besides, what’s the worst that could happen, right? So I wore them for the rest of the day and into the evening. It was hours and uncomfortable eventually turned to pain, then extreme pain by the time I got in my bf’s car to go back to his. Once we got there I basically beelined for the bathroom and practically tore off my clothes to see wtf was going on. Turns out, when I’d tripped I’d split my fishnets at the crotch and now the strands were pulling out, hence the loose tight feeling. The strands now had the structural integrity of a soufflé and could spin and twist, which had happened. Repeatedly. On my upper thighs and right by my privates because of my delightful choice of underwear. The spinning had caught and ripped my skin, I now have lattice pattern grafts of skin removed from my upper thighs and it’s swollen so they’re now rubbing together and being aggravated. I took off my makeup, got changed into pyjamas and limped my way down to my boyfriend feeling decidedly unsexy. I told him everything and he was a sympathetic angel as usual. Now here I sit, at home 2 days later with my legs spread so my stinging thighs can’t touch each other. I needed to throw out the offending fishnets and I’m applying an antiseptic cream praying that this nightmare won’t last too long and I’ll soon not be walking like I’ve just soiled myself.
TL;DR. I wanted to look sexy while out so I wore fishnets, which I proceeded to split. This resulted in the loose strands removing lines of my skin so now I have lattice pattered slices of skin removed from my upper thighs and around my privates.