Today I Fucked Up seriously, I was working on a wildlife habitat restoration project, it was really hot, and I thought I was alone so I just had a tank top and skirt on.
I was walking along the a path in a section of the forest that is lined with logs, and piles of leafs and brush that we use as mulch in the forest.
I was walking along the path with a bucket picking up trash when I saw something on the other side of a log on the forest floor.
There was the log that outlines that path, a gap full of leafs, and then another smaller log on the far side and some piece of black plastic on ground on the other side of the distant log.
So I stepped up onto the the big log and then out onto the far log and lunged down really far to reach the piece of plastic, like I think my skirt touched the log I was stepping on.
I picked it up and looked up it and it was my Bosses phone, so I started to stand up confused and that is when I saw my boss laying down on the pile of leafs in the gap between the logs, looking up at me WIDE EYED.
I made a wierd noise and jumped back, stared saying I was sorry and that I didn’t see him there.
He got up and took his phone out of my hand, brushed himself off and said “It’s Nothing I Haven’t Seen Before” hesitated for a second then “I am gonna head out” and then he left
It Was The Most Awkward Moment of My Life!
TL;DR I Was Cleaning Up litter and my boss was having a nature meditation. I crouched over his face becuse I didn’t see him, he got really close under my skirt, and then i saw him looking up as I stood up. He was chill about it, but it was the most embarrassing moment of my life.