I (19M) am still a virgin and promised myself I’d talk to some girls and get laid yesterday.
Unfortunately it didn’t go too well. Honestly I didn’t even drink much but I forgot to eat before drinking. Also I had a doobie at the bros house before heading out so the vodka and the weed was hitting me well before we even left.
I got back home at 4am drunk asf. Fell down in my bedroom and threw up on myself, the floor and the bin for half an hourish. I passed out and woke up a few hours later a bit less drunk… with a fat shit that slid out my pants. It took me a few hours to clean everything up before the flatmates woke up (lucky asf). Never getting that drunk again fml.
Quick question is shitting your pants when you’re drunk a remotely normal experience? Idk if I can tell people this story irl.
TL;DR: got back home at 4am, threw up and passed out. Woke up a few hours later with shit sliding out my pants.
Comments
Normal? No.
Unheard of? No.
A great story? Yup,
Rookie
In the beginning itz better not to drink or just have a couple of bears & no weed when you are first trying to talk to girls.
You’ve completed step one in your quest. Step two, leave out the weed and halve the alcohol. Try to be equally buzzed as the girls you’re talking to.
Don’t know your limits until you test them
As a starting point, your quest to get laid can only improve from this moment.
Don’t get so trashed next time because if you do find someone willing to sleep with you they are unlikely to be into the whole poo thing!