TIFU getting waxed

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I had a pretty embarrassing situation come up recently. I decided to get my junk waxed and picked a place near where I live. I like it bare down there and heard this option was much better than shaving. It was a nice girl who was very professional, and all was going well. That was until she asked what I did for work. As soon as I told her she said “omg! My best friend works there in the same position, do you know her?”. I did immediately as she was a close cute co-worker that I’d known for years as we started out of college together, and we’ve have a bit of a friendly rivalry as we’ve moved up the company. When I heard her ask if I knew her my heart started to race…

You see, my penis is quite small… It’s never been a big deal for me and I’ve had one good relationship before, but it’s definitely well under average both length and girth (I’ve measured and know what the average is). Add in the fact I’m a grower and I was nervous about getting waxed, and I’m sporting a tiny button down there. I got through the rest, but I couldn’t shake the nervousness of thinking she’s going to tell my cute coworker.

How likely do you think it is she brings this up to my co-worker considering it’s her best friend? Would she mention if I had a small one too? Keep in mind she owns her own business and this isn’t a big chain, so I don’t see why she wouldn’t considering the relationship.

TL;DR: got my junk waxed without knowing the girl was best friends with my cute co-worker and think she will find out I have a small penis

Comments

  1. wingedcoyote Avatar

    Bro there are places for posting your jerkoff stories, stop involving a bunch of random redditors without their consent 

  2. BefuddledOctopus Avatar

    Bigger question, who cares?
    You shouldn’t shit where you eat, and it’s not like the coworker is going to bring it up at work. 🤷‍♂️

  3. NETSPLlT Avatar

    You’re worried that the girl you want to introduce to your penis might know what your penis looks like?

    LOL