TIFU I by getting a d!ldo stuck in my ass

So around 2 days ago I got a dildo stuck up my ass. I was doing the nasty by myself, I stuck it up my ass and as I finished I thought it fell out. Turns out it didn’t. I looked around my bed, it wasnt there. Oh god, is stuck inside me? Yes. I went to the bathroom and tried to get it out with my hands. Nope. I felt it but couldn’t get a grip on it. Do I have to go to the hospital? Is it gonna be permantely on my medical record that I got a dildo stuck in my ass anytime I need to visit the hospital for any reason? I tried to basically poop it out and I pushed for a good few minutes, it didn’t work.
Then finally, after around 10 mins, it came out. It fell in the toilet. Okay, I have to retrieve it so it doesn’t clog the toilet. But once again I couldn’t reach it. it was a small dildo. I literally stuck my hand in dirty toilet water, but it was far back in the toilet.
I flushed, fully expecting it to clog and overflow my bathroom. Somehow it didn’t? Not even a little. I guess it was small enough not to do any damage. I am so relieved.
TLDR; Got a dildo stuck in my ass, fell into the toilet and somehow didn’t clog. I lost my dildo though.