TIFU I called a VP a Dick

r/

I was having a phone conversation with a colleague who I’m really casual with. Like we talk shit and gossip and all that. Anyway, at this time we were talking about a work thing. The VP came up in conversation and the colleague said “VP is a dick, right?!” And I said “Uh. yeah. He can be hard to work with.” TBH I don’t even know why I said it. I haven’t even really worked with this VP. I’m horrible on picking up jokes/sarcasm and was just caught off guard, I guess. Idk.

Colleague laughs. I say Just kidding. Colleague says he’s standing right here.

Honestly, I don’t remember for sure if I said Just kidding before or after he said the VP heard. My brain may just be trying to make me feel better.

TL;DR colleague says VP is a dick over the phone and I agree unknowing that I was on speaker and VP heard

Comments

  1. Raoul_Duke9 Avatar

    Your “colleague” did that on purpose.

  2. Ripwind Avatar

    Your co-worker is an asshole for not immediately telling you that you’re on speaker and who it’s with.

  3. Violence_0f_Action Avatar

    Your colleague sounds like the dick

  4. shipwreckedpiano Avatar

    Why would he set you up like that?

  5. Loch_Ness_Jesus Avatar

    Wrong # who dis

  6. peeingdog Avatar

    You didn’t FU, you got set up by your colleague. That guy is a snake, watch your back..

  7. hungturkey Avatar

    What a prick

  8. WakeUpTheMorning Avatar

    That’s a dick move on your co-worker’s part to trick you like that, though. obviously you want to maintain camaraderie with your coworkers, so you’re going to automatically try and be agreeable in such a situation, even if you didn’t really think VP was a dick. Sounds like your leadership sucks.

  9. brasticstack Avatar

    On the off chance that this is a thing that actually happened and not just engagement bait:

    • How did you not know you were on speaker? It’s mega obvious.
    • For real, never trash talk someone in a professional setting. There is literally no upside, and endless potential for wrecking or limiting your career.
  10. NurmGurpler Avatar

    Your colleague you were on the phone with sounds like an either a massive idiot or a dick

  11. murse_joe Avatar

    JD Vance is a dick. Oh you meant some random VP.

  12. jooooooohn Avatar

    Is his name Richard? Might be able to save it.

  13. CrazyLegsRyan Avatar
  14. Dirt_Bike_Zero Avatar

    A coworker once told me to “eat my ass” in front of Directors and supervisors , it was good for a laugh.

    It really all depends on the audience, but you better be REALLY sure.

  15. Crafty-Scholar-3902 Avatar

    At my old job, I called the VP a dick to his face. It was a Friday and he asked me to help him with a technical issue. The first question I asked was “when was the last time you restarted your computer?” He responds “when was the last time you restarted your mom?” I looked at him in disbelief for a second, then tapped his desk and said “you know, it’s Friday, you don’t need to be a dick.” and then walked out of his office

  16. SharksInSpace1899 Avatar

    No more casual convos with that particular dickhead.

  17. Public_Joke3459 Avatar

    If the condom fits maybe he should wear it

  18. wolfpackalan Avatar

    Dude, Fuck your coworker

    He tried to sabotage you.

    Report him to HR, don’t brush it off like I did

    source: Coworker gaslit and sabatoged me, and I acted like it was no big deal.

  19. renasancedad Avatar

    Professional etiquette is to introduce everyone on a call especially voice only. That was a Dick move on your colleagues part 💯.

  20. Prodrumer43 Avatar

    I don’t get it. The coworker also called him a dick right to the VPs face also.

  21. Lou-Saydus Avatar

    Be careful around they person, they are NOT your friend. Unless you know them really well and are absolutely certain this is just a friendly brother joke, he’s testing the water.

  22. Medic1642 Avatar

    I used to call the Old Man funny names. Ironbutt. Boner.

  23. Paratwa Avatar

    What an asshole move by your coworker.

    But as a person who’s been that boss before, we shit just like you, and most of us are pretty fucking awkward in any case ( thus the overwork to get those positions).

    Plus were it me, it’d be the co worker I went after if anything, but I’d have done that immediately in front of you.

  24. gpguy25 Avatar

    In many states this could violate wire tapping laws. So if they let you go you may have recourse.

  25. meeyeam Avatar

    Are you George W. Bush?

  26. smirkis Avatar

    Never gossip or talk shit with coworkers. They’re not your friends

  27. GracieThunders Avatar

    Are you sure he’s your friend cuz he just threw you under the bus

  28. BayouCitySaint Avatar

    VP here. I’m judging your colleague more than you.

  29. Device_whisperer Avatar

    There’s nothing wrong with calling your boss a dick if its true. It’s better to put it on the table rather than to suffer quietly. A boss needs to know this, and if he can’t appreciate it, he needs to go. Do your homework, and be able to cite specific examples, otherwise, you’re just a whiner.

  30. pobodys-nerfect5 Avatar

    Dude you were one hundred percent led to that answer. Like he held your hand and basically told you to agree that the VP was a dick.

    You don’t know why you said it because the way your buddy phrased the “question” was by making a statement and asking if you agree with it, which you pretty much automatically always reply yeah too. Unless it’s some crazy shit that you really don’t agree with.

    It would also be totally different if you had gone further with the trash talk than he did. You didn’t. You basically deflected it with your next statement. “He can be hard to work with” not “he is hard to work with”.

    Hopefully this makes sense, I’m a little tired and my psychology knowledge is mostly from JCS on YouTube

  31. ihate_snowandwinter Avatar

    People you work with are not your friends. Never do this. I guess you learned. I wouldn’t talk to this guy again either. Total douchebag move.

  32. Neena6298 Avatar

    Too late now lol.

  33. Resident_Wizard Avatar

    If the VP is worth their salt, it’s no skin off their back.

  34. gheissenberger Avatar

    I disagree with the room here. I don’t think coworker was trying to set anyone up. I think he was trying to make a joke, maybe poorly, maybe well and OP didn’t get it.

    I was in a Chinese restaurant a week ago and ordered white rice. The waiter did a big sigh, looked up at the ceiling, did a big shrug and was like I DUNNO IF WE HAVE ANY RICE? 😃 And I was like … Oh ok.

    And then an hour later I was like OH HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC.

  35. freericky Avatar

    The VP will appreciate your directness, doubt your colleague made a good impression

  36. guacamolejones Avatar

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  37. Papashvilli Avatar

    One of my coworkers called a senior VP a greaseball to his face. He didn’t know he was the senior vp at the time. He remained employed

  38. melissa_unibi Avatar

    Ehh, just play it off that you were caught off guard and just rolling with it. To be honest, that’s probably what you were doing anyway. “Yeah I guess he can be tough at times 🤷‍♀️” Depending on the vibe of your colleague and VP, it may just be laughed off anyways.

    Otherwise, your colleague set you up. A good VP (or anyone really) should understand that from the social situation. But may want to keep an eye on them in the future.

  39. Betterthanbeer Avatar

    I got introduced to a company President. He was slumming it, and asked to be taken to the worst place on site that he could get to without special equipment. My supervisor introduced us, we shook hands, and I absentmindedly wiped my hands on my lab coat immediately after.

    This didn’t go unnoticed. My boss’s eyes nearly popped out. The entourage leading the president around looked pissed.

    It turns out lots of people had done it, and it looked like a coordinated insult. The dude just had a wet, limp handshake.

  40. Cutebrute Avatar

    Rule of thumb, if your VP is not a Cheney, never refer to him as a dick. 

  41. ksims33 Avatar

    Hot take here… but since the colleague said he’s a dick first, with the VP right there… something tells me that it might have just been a prank and the VP was in on it. OP didn’t even actually call him a dick, he just said that the VP is ‘hard to work with’ and pretty noncommitally at that by the sounds of it.

    Unless you legit got in trouble, I think you’re fine.

  42. TLadwin Avatar

    Depends on the sense of humor of the VP. If they have a decent one they will shrug it off as your colleague being a dink and not hold it against you. If your colleague was willing to joke about it in front of him then hopefully that is the case.

  43. Not_sure-sam Avatar

    I’d buy that for a dollar! This exchange was in Robocop. Did they put a grenade in your mouth by chance?

  44. Adam0745 Avatar

    If your friend did that after being promoted by to do it then the VP tested you and you failed. You’re not leadership material.

  45. Subject_Swimmer9333 Avatar

    They sound like 12 year olds.

  46. Casafun Avatar

    That was not cool. Go bang his wife.

  47. NobodyKillsCatLady Avatar

    Always assume if a coworker is trashing a boss they can hear and don’t do it. She set you up on purpose.

  48. Beermedear Avatar

    Today you learned you don’t have friends at work, only coworkers.

    Just like you don’t live with friends, you have roommates.

  49. StartX007 Avatar

    Why would you call someone like that?

    That colleague is no friend of yours and even if he were, you are equally guilty of gossiping and bad mouthing others. Gossiping doesn’t give you a free pass to do that