Alright so this is a kind of nasty story it’s not that bad so bear with me just read it and it’ll all make sense
So I have this buddy and he got this little flashlight or some type of s*x toy off of Ali express and he was bragging to me about how good it was, I didn’t want to order it so I decided to make one myself.
I got a big hunk of clay that has been in my junk droor for like 2 years and got a sock of which I didn’t have the duo of and made this invention where I molded the clay into the flashlight and added the sock at the back to catch the excess if you know what I mean.
After creating my masterpiece I got some lotion and used it, it was fine and I’d use it at night when I’m in my bed roughly every 3 days and maybe after a couple uses probably around 6 I started to grow suspicious of what effects it could have on me.
I get it and tell ChatGPT basically everything I’ve been doing with the contraption;how long I’ve had it for, what it looked like, what it smelt like, how many times I used it, etc. And well Mr.GPT it tells me I should probably throw it away.
I tell ChatGPT how do I check if it’s fine (it didn’t smell bad and it looked completely fine) it said I possibly could use it again so I do, and I wake up that morning guess what happened? Nothing. No rashes no nothing
A couple days later it’s night time again maybe around 2 am, I reach into my droor and pull out my invention once again, I stupidly smell it and it didn’t even smell bad if anything it smelt kind of good (not a freaky funky smell way it literally just smelt clean maybe a little like soap) so I used it again and yea I go to sleep.
Next morning I wake up and my groin is extremely itchy so I start itching it, i wasn’t too suspicious at first but after maybe a minute I realize I messed up. I go to the bathroom and check; there was a shit tone of red I guess sort of rashes but it’s like dots if that makes sense. It hurted really bad and still does and honestly i again asked ChatGPT what I should do, it said I should wash it and apply aloe Vera on it but if it gets infected and excretes pus I’d have to go to the doctor. I feel like it may start forming pus soon and dude that would actually suck, it’s starting to smell a bit weird too.
Honestly I don’t know if I can tell the doctor that I used a fucking sex clay toy and gave myself rashes on my groin and itched it till it got infected. I mean my invention worked great though just saying WOULDNT RECCOMEND but still
TL;DR I gave myself a rash on my groin area and might have given myself an infection because of my home made fucking clay sex toy
Comments
The 2025 version of the coconut, good god man – the internet is right there for you to search about bad things to stick your dick into and you ignored your excellent wifi and did the thing.
Go to a doctor.
Men will do anything except actually buy real sex toys. SMDH
Get some jock anti-fungal cream from cvs and shower better, also stick to good ol’ reliable righty
Just FYI, ChatGPT hallucinates information all the time and is not a search engine. It is a language model.
So you:
That’s many, many FUs, buddy. Good god you’re an idiot. The good news is that it’s likely curable, just like your infection, if you humble yourself enough to be open to getting help.
Do NOT trust ChatGPT with your dick health