I think I fucked up. I went to the gym this morning before I took my morning shit. I do this from time to time but I don’t like to make a habit of it because I’m afraid to shit myself while squatting.
Well today was the day my nightmares came true. But lifting had both in to do with it. I was warming up and my allergies have been crushing me lately and I thought I was going to sneeze so I held it in really tight and bammmmmm I sharted a little. A little shart isn’t the end of the world most of you would say. But today it was I was wearing white gym shorts and the shart started leaking out all over my white shorts to make a brown stain near me ass. I definitely fucked this up and I had to leave before anyone noticed hopefully.
TL;DR I will not trust a sneeze from now on, I will shit before the gym and I will take my Claritin D once a day.
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This is probably sadly a lot of peoples worst nightmare. Like what do you even do if you shart yourself in the gym and someone notices. I feel like I could never go back to that gym ever.
I have this fear when I go to my club and train Muay Thai, that one day, someone is literally going to knee the shit out of me…
Sounds like quite a shituation
holding in a sneeze can cause way worse things than shitting oneself. ruptured eardrums, damaging blood vessels, even aneurysm, and so on
Holding in a sneeze is one of the dumbest things you can do. You’re trying to hold back all that pressure & You can rupture blood vessels just because you didn’t want to sneeze out loud. Your body is trying to expel pathogens, And you’re trying to prevent your body from doing its job. Holding back sneezes is really dangerous.
I got my period while wearing a skirt and waiting for a package my friend was supposed to get to be delivered by bus. I ended up with tricles of blood down my legs, and sat on my backpack in the taxi I took home.
I learned: to always have tampons with me.
To never care, as people forget.
Holding in a sneeze can cause an aneurism. I suggest not doing that anymore
Why not just shit at the gym when you realize you have to shit?
Look I probably won’t do this again so I’ve learned my sneezing and shutting lesson the hard way.
Look I’ve Sneezed, pissed and shit all at the same time before but usually on the toilet and it felt amazing. I just don’t want to do it at the gym
I’d change gyms lol god bless you