TIFU, I’m Traumatized By A Cat, LoL. 🥲

Bro… these cats are so fuckin fast, it’s not even funny.

I’ve been feeding this stray cat every day for like two years. It shows up at midnight, walks straight into my room like it owns the place. I feed it, we chill, I pet it, it leaves. Cool little routine.

But for some reason, this damn cat is scared shitless of my boxing gloves. Like, just me touching them makes him run.

So my ass thought, “Let’s fix this with some exposure therapy.” Real genius move, I know. 🤓

As usual, my boy came in, I shut the door and windows, then put on the gloves. 😈

Let’s compare the specs:

I’m 6’3, male, ex-MMA, decent cardiovascular conditioning. (Homo Sapiens Sapiens xD)

This cat? 2.5 fuckin kilos. Barely. 🐱🐈

Bro… the moment it saw me wearing the gloves, it went full psycho. Started running in circles, jumped off my table, chair, bed, scratched my damn face mid-air like it was tryna kill me, then kept doing laps repeatedly.

My big dumb ass had to open the window just so it could escape. I got bullied by a 2.5 kg fur baby. 😭

I’m embarassed! 🫠

Now imagine what a 300 kg Siberian tiger would do to you. Game over, bro. 💀

TL;DR: Got my ass whooped by a cat