TIFU in the bookstore

Hello again. It’s been a while since I was cursed with a fuck up worth sharing on this sub.

I was in the bookstore the other day when I noticed the one and only Leah Gotti. For those of you who never heard of Leah Gotti, she does porn. As a fan of her work, I thought it was awesome to not only see her in person, but also to see her doing something so ordinary like checking out books in the sci-fi section. I decided to introduce myself and ask her if she was willing to take a selfie with me. As soon as I closed the distance between us, I said I was sorry for interrupting and explained that I was one of her biggest fans. She cut me off mid sentence and said she was not who I thought she was. She even showed me her ID, which did not say Leah Gotti. She said she was so fucking over people thinking she was someone whose career was to make men cum. I said I didn’t mean to offend her.

She asked me how would I feel if random people constantly believed I was Joey Mills. I said I had no idea know who that was, which prompted her to put down her book, pull out her phone, and show me the Google results for Joey Mills, who apparently did gay porn based on what I was seeing. I asked her if she actually thought I looked like that guy. She said that was just an example before telling me that I looked more like Will Poulter, before he became hot. I asked if this Will guy was another porn star or something. She looked like she wanted to scream at me at that point and said people do things other than fucking porn. I said I didn’t mean to upset her. She informed me that I was the third fucking guy that day who thought she was Leah fucking Gotti and literally asked me to ask her how the fuck she knew I was the third fucking guy.

I was scared to ask, but I asked anyway because she was staring at me. She said the first fucking guy, who was old enough to be her dad, sent her an unsolicited dick pic on social media because he thought she would love to see that shit since she was Leah Gotti. The second fucking guy approached her in public like I did, except she was not alone with a book, she was in the mall with her mom, and since second guy thought she was a successful porn star, he assumed her mom knew, which created an awkward situation when she had to explain to both her mother and a complete stranger that she never fucked anyone for money. She said her last relationship ended because her ex bf became uncomfortable with how many people thought she did porn. I responded with an awkward apology and eventually walked away when her response to my apology was to look at me until I finally got the message to fuck off.

TL:DR Approached a girl who I thought was a porn star and ended up getting roasted by a girl who was fed up with people thinking she was a porn star.