Me (23M) and my girlfriend (24F) (blonde hair blue eyes) like to lay in bed for a while after getting intimate before we go to sleep. Last night, however, while we were lying for about 45ish minutes I got the Reddit itch and pulled out my phone to scroll, After about 20 minutes she realized what I was doing (she was facing away from my phone) and got extremely upset with me. She told me that I wasn’t appreciative enough of our time together and I told her that I couldn’t help myself and in the heat of the moment I burst out and told her that seeing my karma go up gets me off more than she ever could. I immediately recognized my wrong and tried to apologize and explain myself but she did not want to hear it and told me to leave.
TL;DR Was scrolling Reddit while cuddling with girlfriend and she kicked me out
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>I burst out and told her that seeing my karma go up gets me off more than she ever could
Not an incel, just a cel.
Damn, this is a real FU.
Dead internet theory
Dumb ass!😉
Lmao. It’s not April 1st bro – but good shitpost.Â
what the fuck is wrong with you? Karma gets you off more than she could? Go touch some grass
(blonde hair blue eyes)
Yeah you fucked up lol