TIFU two girls in a small town saw me checking where I had a hershey squirt in my car

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I tried a new supplement today called Palmitoylethanolamide (PEA) for a chronic pain issue I have. I decided to preloasd my first dose at like 2400mg, when the max you’re supposed ti take a day is 1200-1800.

I made a reservation for 1 at my favorite restaurant. (It’s hard to meet people on this island). I was running a little late and it felt like I had to fart in the car, so I tried to squeeze it out, except things didn’t feel quite right.

So I make a detour to the local Target to clean myself up. Right after I am getting out two girls park in a space right near where I was parked with no other cars in between, As soon as I get out of the car I notice the towel I was sitting on has a small brown spot. Thank god I happened to be sitting on a towel (long story) today. At least my new car didn’t have shit directly on the seat. I immediately touch it with my finger and as I turn around to smell my finger these two girls are looking right at me with wide open eyes.

Also, a few weeks ago something got into my car’s ventilation system I have some kind of hypersensitivity reaction to. Just so I could use my new car I taped a bunch of cut to fit carbon filters over the vents to help filter it out.

I must have looked like a total weirdo.

Now, most people say I am not a bad looking guy, and I am a fairly recognizable fellow. I may have seen these two girls hanging out with a girl I want to ask out, but I was in such shock I didn’t really pay much attention to how they looked.

I also stupidly followed them too closely into the store and they turned back and looked at me with wide eyes at one point. So they definitely got a good look at me, and up close… at least twice.

God I hope they at least don’t tell anyone.

TL;DR. I took too much of a new supplement. It gave me diarrhea and two girls who might know who I am saw the aftermath in addition to other embarrassing things.

Comments

  1. spacemouse21 Avatar

    The best I can suggest is if you run into them or the girl you wanna ask out again make sure that you’re dressed clean, you don’t come across as a nut job, soft pedal your energy with them and keep your hands away from wiping your butt and smelling your fingers. Hoping for the best for you and I hope you’re feeling better. Good luck.

  2. Fluorescent-booger Avatar

    This might not be the response you were driving at, but I’ve been on PEA for something like 6 years and it has never done anything to my digestion… Ymmv but it might not have been the PEA (which you can’t speed up, just FYI… It takes 3-4 weeks to load up your system). It is also a godsend for chronic pain, so keep at it 👍