Woke myself up with the sheer tremor of my own Fartenheimer catastrophes. I only got maybe 5 hours of sleep before my involuntary weapons of ass destruction sent me into a flatulent frenzy.
Record numbers of sitting on the toilet too, good thing it’s a rest day.
Nuclear Grade Fart Cannon Stack:
– Barilla Protein Pasta
– Medium Ground Beef
– Publix Pre Shredded Cabbage
– Pickled Asian Veggies and Pickled Red Onions
– 2x Quest Bars
– 4 packs of Lily’s Gummies
Worth, because I feel great outside of the swamp ass (the smell 😰 ship horn noise) but HOLY SHIT did I forget how much high protein diets rearrange your guts but now learning about sugar free gummies saiyan like power levels.
I don’t know what active ingredient in the Lily’s Gummies went full fucking anime Shounen villian crash out level destruction in my guts. But if anyone has any insight please let me know so I can never do this again.
TL;DR: ass spirit bomb via lily’s gummies
Comments
Drink some water. Take a probiotic or eat yogurt.
Oh god you poor soul 😅😅😅
Weapons of ass destruction sent me 😂😭
Gummies seem to be colonic roulette
That list is like you were trying to commit fecal suicide
Never forget the Haribo sugar-free gummies disaster.
I feel you. I went from like zero fiber to 40+ grams a day in a weekend. I had to teach a class on Monday and I explained to my coworker what had happened and that I may suddenly walk out of the room and he’d have to take over 😂
It’s okay to take three Gas-X at a time, although YMMV.
But, yes, xylitol is not a friend.
Goddamn, that’s one gnarly tale of woe! Thanks for sharing, Redditor!