TIFUPDATE: by fucking while half asleep

So after explaining my dilemma to various nurses medical assistants…(I feel like this was very straightforward but so funny the staff wanted to hear from the horse’s mouth)

So the doctor came to see me and she had a thick accent that sounds Russian. She says to me “Ok let’s go rabbit hunting”

Omfg i almost died of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well she and her assistant opened me up and sure enough it was there and shoved wayyyyy in the back as far as it could go. It was pretty much destroyed so they had to pull it out in pieces.😳 They had to open an extra long pair of tongs to get in deep. Hopefully they got everything.

I think more than anything the worst damage is to my pride because this is embarrassing. I’m sure I’ll never hear the end of this. Tiny bit annoyed with my bf because he told my FIL when i didn’t want him to, but he thought it was necessary so he’d watch the kid while bf takes me to hospital. Well he refused to watch my son (i didn’t expect him to) so my bf told him for nothing. FIL lives to annoy and embarrass me.😒 He felt the need to announce to everyone at the grocery store that I buy the Ultra tampons because I’m a really heavy bleeder. So everyone at Food Lion knows im the Heavy-bleeder. 🤦‍♀️

Boyfriend is doing fine as everyone got to hear about how big his 🍆 is. I’m sure this has boosted his pride that his gf is so thirsty for him that all this happened.lol

TL;DR
They got it out and I’m ok.