One time one of those mining dump trucks fell on one of my testicles, and the dump truck exploded, and I cried. Not because it hurt, mind you. But because it was a really nice dump truck.
Held hands with my pal, going down a hill when it was icy and we were both pished.
Also sat on the lap of a ladyboy who took a shine to me while on holiday. I don’t remember that, but there’s a photo of me smiling away with my new best pal.
Drunk wrestled a gay coworker in my living room. There were other people there and one of the girls stayed behind that night and I got laid. Strange turn of events.
When I was in travel camp, my friends I was rooming with got a text from other campers that there was porn on channel 9. We watched it together then took turns in the shower.
Honestly, travel camp and being an edgy teen makes us all a bit gay. 🤣
I wore a pink cowboy hat, a pink t-shirt (with the bottom half cut off making it a belly shirt, and the sleeves were cut into tassles), a pink miniskirt and a pink feather boa in the ‘Gaybourhood’ of Toronto during Pride weekend.
It was my stag party, and my two slightly homophobic brothers in law who planned everything thought it would be embarrassing for me. I was completely annihilated on tequila and partied like an absolute rock star. Everyone was engaging and super friendly and I had a blast. My two brothers in law didn’t think things through, because they were the ones visibly uncomfortable and not enjoying themselves.
Had a friend in highschool(90s) thought he was gay. We had been friends forever so I was curious gave him oral like 1 minutes, nope no more curiosity definitely straight. And he realized he wasnt gay. Win win, and 30 years later still friends.
When I was younger me and a mate were walking to the dairy and our hands accidentally grazed against each other. We kinda both made a gesture acknowledging we both knew what had just happened. Then I stopped just to clarify to my friend that that was a total accident and I definitely wasn’t trying to hold his hand. And that I wasn’t gay. But before I could get the words out of my mouth, my mate grabbed his cock an shoved me to my knees then vigorously rubbed his knob all in and around my nipples
I worked at a restaurant with several gay men. I joined them for a beer at an afterwork party.
It was someone’s birthday party. And they had homo-erotic cup cake eating. The cup cakes were somewhat penis shaped. I had no idea there were so many ways to get the icing off a cupcake! It was fun to see once. I had one beer and left. This is not for me.
And for the record, around that same time I went with some college friends to a strip club. I watched erotic dancers going for the same effect. I had one beer and left. Now I know what a strip club is like. And it is not for me.
While neither one was exciting for me, I can comment on the crowd. The men in the gay club were way more enthusiastic and supportive of each other. They were happy and having fun. The performers were having a blast and working the crowd into a frenzy. The strip club felt depressing like the men were hard core drinkers smoking cigarettes and showing no emotions at all. And the women there were just working with the same enthusiasm someone uses to scrub a toilet. “I need to pay the bills and shaking that thing brings me money, so here it goes”.
When I was younger my friends asked if I gave my gf oral, told them I did and they said that’s gay. So I guess going down on my gf is the gayest thing I’ve done.
Rented gay porn for my friend that was in the closet. Kissed two guys but sadly had no arousal so that’s as far as it went. They said I was an alright kisser though.
Kissed a guy on a dare from a hot girl. She was so delighted that I went through with it, she grabbed my head and stuffed my face in her cleavage.
And because I was a dumb teenager, I still failed to hook up with her.
The girl I actually liked at the time was there, too, and I will always remember the expression on her face. To this day, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone look so shocked.
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I ate at a vegan restaurant once.
Made out with this guy. And with this other guy.
Tofu.
I saw a rainbow once
Apparently wearing two earrings
I was a line medic in the Army.
Straight/gay is not binary.
One time one of those mining dump trucks fell on one of my testicles, and the dump truck exploded, and I cried. Not because it hurt, mind you. But because it was a really nice dump truck.
Held hands with my pal, going down a hill when it was icy and we were both pished.
Also sat on the lap of a ladyboy who took a shine to me while on holiday. I don’t remember that, but there’s a photo of me smiling away with my new best pal.
Probably the shower rotation.
That happens if you have 8 open showers and 18 ppl wanting to shower. Walking in a circle through all the showers just like a car wash.
Nice try.
Worked construction. Things are done on those construction sites that would make gay men blush.
researching the raucous around celeb leaks
aye yo ⏸️
I rooted for the Cowboys once because I had bet money on them.
They lost.
Not even once fellas. Not even once.
Sleep with a friend naked after gym
No comment
You know that American Pie scene where the guys wanted to see girls kiss but the girls said they have to do it first? That.
Me and almost all my male friends flirt with each other almost daily
Nothing because I always say “no homo” after doing anything gay, so it doesn’t count.
Gave a BJ, didn’t like it. Knew I wasn’t attracted to men right then. Didn’t even finish the job.
Sticking a realistic dildo in my ass
Drunk wrestled a gay coworker in my living room. There were other people there and one of the girls stayed behind that night and I got laid. Strange turn of events.
I am guessing the number one answer for straight men on average has to be “watched a video of another man having sex (with a woman)”
How do you know if you’re straight until you try everything else? How do you know you don’t like something until you’ve tried it?
I wore a salmon-colored golf shirt once.
I wash my ass.
I had sex with two lesbians at the same time and they were gay as shit. The gayness might have nicked me.
Existing.
I joined the military. IYKYK.
Being active on reddit
I was drunk and I told my friend I had a crush on him. I definitely don’t, but he thought it was funny.
I’m not gay, but $20 is $20.
Sucked my own dick once. I don’t have the flexibility anymore.
When I was in travel camp, my friends I was rooming with got a text from other campers that there was porn on channel 9. We watched it together then took turns in the shower.
Honestly, travel camp and being an edgy teen makes us all a bit gay. 🤣
Got Eiffel towered by two bros.
When I was 10 I was molested by an older kid……this first time I have thought of that in 40 years….thanks for that.
I looked at a guy at the bar for 3 seconds too long. It’s over for me.
Showered with other guys in boot camp
I wore a pink cowboy hat, a pink t-shirt (with the bottom half cut off making it a belly shirt, and the sleeves were cut into tassles), a pink miniskirt and a pink feather boa in the ‘Gaybourhood’ of Toronto during Pride weekend.
It was my stag party, and my two slightly homophobic brothers in law who planned everything thought it would be embarrassing for me. I was completely annihilated on tequila and partied like an absolute rock star. Everyone was engaging and super friendly and I had a blast. My two brothers in law didn’t think things through, because they were the ones visibly uncomfortable and not enjoying themselves.
My wife has gay friends. I am comfortable with my sexuality. One time I let a tranny give me a lapdance because she dared me. I got half a boner. 🫡
I once took an umbrella out when it was raining.
I wash my ass daily. Apparently, that’s super gay.
Sucked a dick. I didn’t like it.
I was wiping my arse once following a glorious defecation.
Unfortunately, it was a university toilet and there was only the cheapest off the cheap toilet paper available at hand
Long story short, a finger went up me toot hole.
Super gay.
Might have hooked up with the occasional guy or two hundred.
I…I just had to be sure…
I banged a dude in the ass, but it doesn’t count because I said “no homo” after busting in his butt.
to get better at it for the ladies.
In the navy basic training, we all showered out in the open, and I made a mental note that I was at least average.
Had a friend in highschool(90s) thought he was gay. We had been friends forever so I was curious gave him oral like 1 minutes, nope no more curiosity definitely straight. And he realized he wasnt gay. Win win, and 30 years later still friends.
I’m a straight man who loves Eurovision. For that reason, people have labelled me as gay all my adult life.
Did hay stuff “no homo”
When I was younger me and a mate were walking to the dairy and our hands accidentally grazed against each other. We kinda both made a gesture acknowledging we both knew what had just happened. Then I stopped just to clarify to my friend that that was a total accident and I definitely wasn’t trying to hold his hand. And that I wasn’t gay. But before I could get the words out of my mouth, my mate grabbed his cock an shoved me to my knees then vigorously rubbed his knob all in and around my nipples
I didn’t do it, my my staff brought me facial skin care products as a Christmas gift.
I worked at a restaurant with several gay men. I joined them for a beer at an afterwork party.
It was someone’s birthday party. And they had homo-erotic cup cake eating. The cup cakes were somewhat penis shaped. I had no idea there were so many ways to get the icing off a cupcake! It was fun to see once. I had one beer and left. This is not for me.
And for the record, around that same time I went with some college friends to a strip club. I watched erotic dancers going for the same effect. I had one beer and left. Now I know what a strip club is like. And it is not for me.
While neither one was exciting for me, I can comment on the crowd. The men in the gay club were way more enthusiastic and supportive of each other. They were happy and having fun. The performers were having a blast and working the crowd into a frenzy. The strip club felt depressing like the men were hard core drinkers smoking cigarettes and showing no emotions at all. And the women there were just working with the same enthusiasm someone uses to scrub a toilet. “I need to pay the bills and shaking that thing brings me money, so here it goes”.
Eating vegetarian chili at a lesbian cookout.
That’s all I got.
Ever had your shit pushed in?
I jerked off a man. Granted that man was me, but still…
Got fucked by a dominant shemale
Using iphone
When I was younger my friends asked if I gave my gf oral, told them I did and they said that’s gay. So I guess going down on my gf is the gayest thing I’ve done.
Rented gay porn for my friend that was in the closet. Kissed two guys but sadly had no arousal so that’s as far as it went. They said I was an alright kisser though.
I sleep naked? (My ass is unprotected what if the penis gnomes appear)
Received bj in threesome from a guy. Didn’t really do much for me .
Kissed a guy on a dare from a hot girl. She was so delighted that I went through with it, she grabbed my head and stuffed my face in her cleavage.
And because I was a dumb teenager, I still failed to hook up with her.
The girl I actually liked at the time was there, too, and I will always remember the expression on her face. To this day, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone look so shocked.
It’s not gay to kiss your homies goodnight
Took a viagra and watched gay porn. Just to see if there was a tingle
I used to rollerblade as a kid
Looking for good looking dicks in my porn
Liking the song “Father Figure.”
Watch WWE.
I still watch WWE
Took turns jacking off into a sock
Watching sex n the city box set marathon drinking Moscato and painting my toe nails after I just finish having sex with my boyfriend. No homo….
Said “yes” when someone asked if I “like to party”. I was in a restroom at the time.
Walking down the hall in school when I was about 11, my hand brushed the hand of my best friend and we were made gay instantly.
I once had sex with this guys wife while he watched. During, it slipped out and he put it back in and sort of fondled my nut sack. Felt kinda gay.
Joined the Navy.